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15 Oct 2006, 10:37 pm

"You have com-you-nee-cay-shun problems. You need to resolve them, Seth-ee-roff."

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16 Oct 2006, 12:32 am

Quatermass wrote:

ShadesOfMe wrote:

Quatermass wrote:

Nunc est bibendum! Here, have some cherry Kool-Aid, with my secret ingredient....

Garlic?

HCN.

Hydrogen Cyanide....

If you knew anything about Jonestown, you would have been alarmed the moment I said "Kool-Aid".....

I do, briefly, But I wasn't thinking of it in those terms. I was thinking of Garlic... as this is the Garlic thread...

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18 Oct 2006, 9:26 am

I found another church, it called the Church of the SubGenius:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

The article says: "The Church Of The SubGenius is an order of Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack...", it's a worldwide church, you can become a minister for $30, many aspies already joined, maybe we can convince them to include Garlic in their teachings.

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18 Oct 2006, 11:17 am

Why would we want them to include garlic in there teachings. Garlic is a separate religion. ( put a bit of Garlic in my potatoes las night. not to much just a little. don't usually do that. found out my mom doesn't really like garlic! The horror!)

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19 Oct 2006, 12:29 pm

My dog has just been initiated into the Church of Garlic.

When I accidentally dropped some, she ate it.

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19 Oct 2006, 12:33 pm

Yum! She can be like the mascot or something...are there any rituals that should be followed? I think a holy book of Garlic should be written, and published.

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19 Oct 2006, 12:40 pm

ShadesOfMe wrote:

are there any rituals that should be followed?

Yes, you must eat Garlic Pie every Sunday, and you must own at least one Rubber Duck. This is because the Church of Rubber Ducks and the Church of Pie joined the Church of Garlic as new sects.

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19 Oct 2006, 12:49 pm

I don't know if I can't eat garlic pie every sunday. Whats the recipe? and I have a collection of rubberducks, so I'm set on that one.

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19 Oct 2006, 12:53 pm

http://www.italiancookingandliving.com/ ... t=nc,.html

I found a Garlic pie recipe! woah. I probably can't make it every sunday though.

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19 Oct 2006, 12:54 pm

ShadesOfMe wrote:

Whats the recipe?

All you need is Garlic and pie crust.

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19 Oct 2006, 1:00 pm

Hmm. maybe a garlic cream sacue would work better...sounds yummy.

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19 Oct 2006, 1:02 pm

I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
I am Garlicio! I need Garlic Sauce for my pie!

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19 Oct 2006, 1:03 pm

Yes. :roll:

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19 Oct 2006, 1:08 pm

Haven't you ever seen Beavis and Butthead?!

I am Cornholio! I have no bunghole!

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19 Oct 2006, 1:09 pm

I know whatcher talking about.

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20 Oct 2006, 3:36 pm

Is there any literature I can look at that I can understand the message of the Garlicky theology?

I'd like to know which sect is in charge of what.

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