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IsabellaLinton
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24 Mar 2021, 8:00 am

Because it's big, and can't hide very easily.

How shall I kill five hours today?


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24 Mar 2021, 8:04 am

Play hide and seek with yourself but you need to close your eyes or you will find yourself rather quickly.

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24 Mar 2021, 8:07 am

Drive in circles until you bore a hole into the earth. Then explore (with your mask on).


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24 Mar 2021, 9:00 am

forever

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24 Mar 2021, 9:28 am

rum :skull:

How to shut off the sun?


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24 Mar 2021, 9:34 am

You shot off the sun. With a rifle.

How much is a heartbeat?


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24 Mar 2021, 9:39 am

Depends if you ask the Pro-Lifers or the Pro-Choicers. 8O

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24 Mar 2021, 10:01 am

In the Sun dialect.

How do vacuum cleanres work?


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24 Mar 2021, 10:16 am

They sneak up on the dust and attack it vigorously then go and hide until the dust thinks it's safe to come out again.

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24 Mar 2021, 5:29 pm

There's no such thing as a vacuum:

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How do microwaves work?


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25 Mar 2021, 3:19 am

You put them into tiny pools of water and they generate waves for microscopic surfers.

Who was Julius Caesar?


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25 Mar 2021, 4:34 am

He invented dog food and one brand still bears his name.

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26 Mar 2021, 8:39 am

A legendary horndog. His mates used to joke, "If there's a hot woman within 5 miles, Julius sees 'er."

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26 Mar 2021, 11:01 am

He made really good Bloody Marys, and salads, as well as the dog food.

He was horny too.

I think he died in a tragic crouton experiment.

Why is brown sugar brown?


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26 Mar 2021, 7:21 pm

It is really, really bored.

What will happen when the ravens leave the Tower of London?


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26 Mar 2021, 8:32 pm

nothing at all.

what will happen to earth when the sun supernovas?