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Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
the beard never lies.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
pfft. One day my beard will be so luxurious that you'll die off envy!
that will be the day hamsters grow wings and shampoo prices skyrocket.
I'll send it via mail that day and then all your hamsters will fly away to Madagascar!
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
Why Madagascar?
Because winged hamsters usually fly to Madagascar, you clean shaven sedentary sedentarian
you would know, because you and your kind are usually their morning prey, you extremely errant elfish exuberant egghead!
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
You need to straighten up and fly right.
So much ecstatic beard envy will get you nowhere
i shaved my neck actually you buffoon! it's alright, sleep tight.
No one calls me buffoon without consequences, you bearded butt!
oh no what are you gonna do, buy a 3000$ plane ticket to over here and strangle me? golly
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,386Location: United Kingdom
Golly? What century are you living in?
Yes, Kip, I'll strangle your bearded butt right after I deal with this pesky Englishman
^ British, if you please!
OK pesky British Englishman