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21 Nov 2014, 12:53 pm

An elephant that gives cryptodracones a hard time!



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21 Nov 2014, 1:10 pm

:lol:

Well I've dealt with even bigger and heavier elephants than you are, hairy trunk :P



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21 Nov 2014, 2:14 pm

8O

i can't imagine.


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21 Nov 2014, 2:25 pm

:lol:

Bigger, hairier, bearded elephants! :P



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21 Nov 2014, 3:04 pm

doubtlessly, those are your ancestors! :D meek as you may look you still retain their elephantine bowels.


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21 Nov 2014, 3:06 pm

:lmao:

I wish! :P you on the other hand have digestive system of a mammoth. Just lots of husks protruding everywhere :P



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21 Nov 2014, 4:12 pm

If you owned a factory it would run on whale blubber and disappointment


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23 Nov 2014, 3:41 am

Your factory competes with Morton's....concentrating the tears of your workforce.



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23 Nov 2014, 3:51 am

oh wow!! i thought this thread had vanished into thin air.

your factory floor is covered in so many tears it glistens.


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23 Nov 2014, 3:52 am

Your factory floor is covered with nothing but your fur and beard, you shedding furdo! :P



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23 Nov 2014, 3:56 am

do you hug your daughter with that face, bristleface? 8O


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23 Nov 2014, 3:58 am

No, I used the fur you'd shedded all over :evil: and made a big furry mouse for her to hug, furry face!



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23 Nov 2014, 4:08 am

did you model the mousie after your neighbors, or all those that sneak into your pantry?


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23 Nov 2014, 4:09 am

I just envisaged one of your rats :D



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23 Nov 2014, 4:14 am

(bottles fury at you having confused your rodents :evil: )

you know you modeled the whiskers after your own. nylon?


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23 Nov 2014, 4:17 am

Hey, I don't have whiskers, just a magnificent, luxurious beard :evil: But yes, it is made out of pure nylon, which can't be said about yours, you woolly furry!