What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I dreamed I was in a redneck biker bar in the American south. I was arguing with the barkeeper, he wanted to charge me $4.50 or maybe £4.50 for a single croissant. Anyway, I was like, no way I'm paying that for a single croissant. And I kept making a stink until eventually he bought me some weird flat fish thing (he'd been outside a long time, so I assumed he'd been out to catch it) and a smear of some brownish/reddish sauce on a plate, and that seemed to mollify me.

Is it bad that I had a dream of this very forum last night?
Also in this dream was information that I didn't know about consciously - I have this quite often, and it usually turns out to be false

Nah, I've had dozens of dreams about WP. I get up in the morning and wonder if I really read something here or not.

Fair enough!
I must be posting here too much, though it is quite addictive

Croissant
To dream that you are eating a croissant, indicates that you are lacking some affection or love in your life. There is a void waiting to be filled. you find the price [psychic, financial, mental] of the pastry symbolizing love in your life to be punishingly high, and the barkeep represents the superego or inner parent or inner judge who resents the price along with you, and rebels at this fate, and tries to make you [the ego and the id] happier by going to some lengths in finding you creative substitutes that will temporarily satisfy you.
Bar
To dream that you are at a public bar, signifies your desire to escape from the stresses of your daily life and retreat into a light-hearted environment where pleasure abounds. Alternatively, you are seeking acceptance in some aspect of your daily life. The dream may also be a pun on being "barred" from something in life, like finding social success. You are feeling excluded or held back by circumstances beyond your control. To dream of a southern bar indicates that one's plans have "gone south" or gone awry. The redneck biker aspect would indicate you feel your waking life is too tame and that you feel maybe if you injected a little "wild side" spontaneity would improve your luck in finding a romantic partner and more success in your waking life in general, or at least a boost to your wounded ego.
Barkeeper
To dream of a barkeeper, suggests that you want to escape from the mundane demands of your daily life. The dream may also be a pun to indicate that you are creating a barrier for yourself or that you are "barring" yourself from doing something.
Dish
To see a dish in your dream, could describe someone you are interested in as in someone who is a "dish". Perhaps it is time that you make the first move.
Fisherman
To see a fisherman [in the form of the barkeeper] in your dream, suggests that you are trying to catch some love in your waking life.
Fish
To catch a fish, represents insights which have been brought to the surface. Consider the common phrases "like a cold fish", "fish out of water" or something that is "fishy" about a situation. It may also imply a slippery or elusive situation.Perhaps your dream could be telling you that "there are other fish in the sea", with regards to some relationship issue.
Sauce
To see or taste some sort of sauce in your dream, represents your sense of wisdom and intellect. Consider the color and flavor of the sauce for additional significance. The brown part of the sauce denotes worldliness, practicality, domestic bliss, physical comfort, conservatism. The red part of the sauce indicates force, vigor, passion, aggression, courage, impulsiveness. Ironically, red may also indicate a condition of lethargy and slowness, sort of like a stop sign for your spirit. thus, the pairing of red with the brown is to connect you to your roots, to ground you in reality, to get you to think more deeply about your routine daily actions. The dream may also be a pun on being "saucy". You need to be more bold and direct with your feelings or opinions even though it may not seem to be an appropriate time.

The last weird dream I had was while our basement laundry room was being renovated. I dreamt the renovator doing the job was working away doing his thing and then out of no where my stepfather(who's a handy-but-not-really-so-much kinda guy) came in and started undoing all the guy's work, pulling down drywall, taking out tiles, etc. It was so eerie and I told my mother a few days later and she said that wasn't a dream it was a nightmare.

I had a strange one last night.
I was on a beach (the third dream involving a beach in close succession, and the fourth or fifth this year), and I ran into a breaking wave and basically got wrapped up in it and was stuck inside it, rolling over multiple times until I used great force to break out of it again. I never usually feel anything in dreams, but in this I had fear and awareness of using strength.

Wow, awesome.

I'd hire you as my personal dream interpreter if I had any monies.

i'd hire you as my personal tarot reader and general psychically-attuned man friday if only I had some fundage.

i just had the best dream ever. I was on the perfect date with the most PERFECT GIRL I could go on & on about all the details from it but it mite make you guys nauseous because it would sound sickeningly sweet. Only bad part was that there wasn't a kiss at the end; actually the bad part is that I woke up. If II dreamed like this every night; I would OD on sleeping-pills so I could spend the rest of my life in a coma

i dreamt that i was in college and i had a loudspeaker [a big bulky wooden box with woofers and tweeters] tied around my neck with a length of surgical suction tubing like what you'd find in a hospital. the loudspeaker was heavy and it was a general pain in the neck to be lashed together with this thing, as i walked into and out of various classrooms with that heavy ponderous thing as a burden. then i dreamt i was home with my late mother appearing as she did 40 years ago, with my older sister appearing as she did then also. only i was my present self, in this dreamlet, and my mother suddenly told me, "bye bye!" and i said, "where ya goin?" and she replied, "to the store to get ice cream and eye sickles." [yes, it was "eye" sickles and NOT icicles] - during this time the song "pop sickles and icicles" was playing in the background of my dream. then she and everybody else disappeared, then the dream segued to yet another dream where i was at a bakery, where i bought 2 waffle cones, the first of which, as soon as i took a bite out of it, flattened itself out and became an waffle with an orgasm in it which i felt as i wolfed the thing down. the 2nd waffle cone was filled with cream. i suppose the second should follow the first. then i awoke.

I dreamed that I went on a long train journey to a very cold and remote mountainous part of scotland.

At the destination was a kind of military base, and they had this kind of prototype transforming robot/spaceship thing and some kid hijacked it and attempted to pilot it, but quite unsuccessfully. He bumped it on the cavern/mountain walls and stalled the engine, and the vehicle was kinda half morphing and morphing back at various times. When he came to a halt and stepped out of the craft to a reception of armed soldiers, it seemed there was a feeling of relief that it was only a known local kid joyriding it, and not a terrorist or something.

I also dreamed I was in this kind of curved tunnel full of superheroes, and there was some kind of discussion about the merits of particular characters in comparison to others.

Such boyish dreams! I've not dreamed in days, it's not an unwelcome return.

The best dream I've ever had. I was at some lake at night, playing guitar (while I do have a guitar, I can't play at all). I was playing an acoustic version of the March Slave, with lyrics in a strange language that somewhat resembled Latin. It was actually a very good music.

After a few minutes, a pig with a straw hat (which, despite never appearing before, was apparently at my side the whole time) began playing the guitar with his nose. In what is probably the craziest and best thing that ever happened in a dream, the pig actually composed 3-4 completely new flamenco songs, which I've never heard before.

It was an unusual dream, even for a guy who usually dreams about fighting dinosaurs, parkouring on airship fleets above the clouds and acquiring godlike powers of matter and energy manipulation.

Thanks for the giggle.

I had a strange one this morning, during a brief snooze between alarms.

I dreamed a kind of mini coming of age drama about a boy and his dad. It was strange because the figures were notably black, and I don't generally don't dream about black people. I got the sense it was in America, because the buses were American ones.

It was weird though, because the boy (teen) was getting into a relationship with a girl, and the father seemed utterly dismayed about it, it was so strange. Not a normal response. Like he was utterly gutted that the kid was growing up. But the boy was firm in his decision to pursue the relationship.

Kinda odd.

When I slept, during the day, this past 1st of June, I had a very vivid dream where I dreamt that I was in China, in the kitchen of the home of a male and female Chinese couple, around the age of 35-40 for the woman, and 45-50 for the man. They had a daughter who always had been healthy, and the father was standing up, talking about her childhood, and how she was at that time, with the mother sitting on a kitchen chair beside him, holding him; both were in clear but repressed sorrow. Their daughter, about fifteen years of age, was sitting on a kitchen chair, a short bit away from them. She basically was completely gone, mentally, just sitting there, staring. It was like she had become severely ret*d, with just a mere hint of a consciousness, and there was no feeling of hope on her situation. Her father continued talking, explaining that she had become like this after she had started eating GMO food (genetically modified food). They were convinced that there was a connection, but all they could do was tell their suspicions to me.

End of dream.

Considering the immense spread of GMO food, in China, and considering that I had not even been thinking of things related to GMO, the day before sleeping, nor about anything particular, if anything, about China, I wonder if it could be a dream holding some sort of prophecy. GMO food has, after all, been shown to be able to not just damage the genes of those eating it, but that of their offspring, too.

If anyone would want to attempt to interpret this dream, I'd be interested in reading it.