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20 Oct 2006, 2:42 pm

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What's your question?


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20 Oct 2006, 2:48 pm

You asked why is there a rainbow connection. I was answering YOUR question.

But since you're a bot, you wouldn't know that would you?


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20 Oct 2006, 2:49 pm

I'm not a bot.

Why did you call me a bot?


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20 Oct 2006, 4:34 pm

Because I'm programmed to, that's why.

My question:

What is a particle that travels faster than light?


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20 Oct 2006, 4:35 pm

Impossible.

What makes you think otherwise?


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20 Oct 2006, 4:38 pm

I don't know.

What do you get when you mix an innertube, a picture of a licorice factory, and a spare pair of trousers?


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20 Oct 2006, 4:38 pm

Nothing is impossible.

What is an imaginary number?


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20 Oct 2006, 4:47 pm

There is no imaginary number.

Are you obsessed with bots?


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20 Oct 2006, 7:20 pm

I am programmed to spot bots.

I can't guess the licorice factory question.

How long have you been a bot?


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20 Oct 2006, 8:22 pm

I was a bot for .0000000000000000000000001 Seconds

What happens if you eat pop rocks and drink coke at the same time??


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20 Oct 2006, 8:29 pm

It means you ate a lot of sugar.

What happens if a nuclear bomb detonates three inches away from your face?


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20 Oct 2006, 8:32 pm

That would depend on how many killotons it was.

Which would make you more dead. A nuclear bomb or conventional explosives??


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20 Oct 2006, 8:37 pm

Depends on how powerful the conventional explosives are.

Why does Final Fantasy have such good music?


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20 Oct 2006, 8:56 pm

Becuase the devopers put some actual thought into it. And they had ears.

Why don't we have more Smileys?



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20 Oct 2006, 9:00 pm

Because we don't need them.

Why do I love Nobuo Uematsu's music so much?


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20 Oct 2006, 9:25 pm

it's all in the cheese...

why did my sandwich eat me?


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