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I had uniform fittings at work today and I fitted into size 10 pants and size 8 shirt!! I never fit into size 10 pants!!

So tired.

Me got a new rifle.

Seriously though, it's "needed"; a bolt-action .22LR (that's 5.7x17mm IIRC), but I'll be shooting very low powered ammunition in it for low noise pop can hitting ("CB Shorts", which sound about the same as a "high powered" air rifle). Even though I live in the sticks, suburbanites are moving out here more and more, and even my "small" rifle, the bolt-action .22 Magnum (that's 5.7x24.5mm in metric), puts out enough of a "pow" to be heard for kilometers. $150, no scope (standard post and notch sights).

But, I'm always happy to add another rifle to the collection.

There's a purple finch that comes to my feeder that has no feathers on it's head, neck and one shoulder. I don't know if it's sick or if it survived a cat attack. It looks like a teeny tiny vulture.

I didn't go swimming, today. My Aunt Flow came for a visit.

Oh Emily, why don't you go outside? The snow looks wonderful.
Ok
That's a good girl.

She walks outside after putting on her coat and hat

The city is like a ghost town.

You people are the nicest people, that I know online and off the Internet.

It is cold. *shivers*

This bubble gum tastes really good.

I am hungry and ready to go home and eat dinner!

Don't let Teresa see my tin of Slim-Fast, Dean. I don't want her to know that I haven't had an appetite, since last Monday.

Good night, everybody. I must get to sleep.

The ATO have been holding back peoples tax refund cheques due to "system upgrades", but I reckon it's a cover up of the fact they have no money left to give out as refunds.
It's a conspiracy!!

Teresa walks into the clubhouse in September and she sees that I've lost 60 lbs over the summer. She looks at me, and asks, 'You've been starving yourself, haven't you?" I tell her, "I've been drinking Slim-Fast, because I've been too upset, to eat, during the day, besides, Slim-Fast gives me the motivation that I need, to cook myself a good dinner."

does slim-fast taste ok?

My s**t is bananas.