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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
You say hagfish since they're so much like you, slime and snot producing, lacking any vertebral column
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
If Kipro is a snotfish, you have the texture of a slime eel.
Your momma is a slime eel
r2d2 Veteran
Joined: 14 Jul 2014Age: 71Gender: MalePosts: 539Location: Northern Mariana Islands
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!
You wear a cap for your nose since it's so delicate and rosy
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,816
Looks like someone roasted you over a fire for their afternoon snack.
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
you look like the patterns on a CD-ROM after it's been fried in the microwave oven.
Are you a bunny looking kitty or a kitty looking bunny?
I'm a rabbit+cat.a rat. like you and your (other) ancestors.
well you do stink of a sewer
your home's creature comforts are septic, for nostalgia's sake.
my whiskers are longer than yours, you scaly tale
only cause you went to the cosmetic surgeon's to have them lengthened you phonish phony.
at least I didn't enhance my breasts as you did!
u mirin?
are you calling me a condiment, you umeboshi vinegar!