What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I had this dream that I went ice skating with school. I got there before everyone else. I had to rent skates and one of the teacher's at the school had put some aside for me. I was with my new school, but for some reason, I was hanging out with a staff member from my old school. When I got on the ice rink, it was covered in snow, except one section. I decided to get off the ice rink and take a break, however, by the time I decided I wanted to go back on, it was time to go. My dad was going to pick me up from school. He had to take a plane to get there though.

Part 1:
An alien comes to Earth. It has no shape, but can enter the body of any creature to control it.

In an upscale highrise apartment, a wealthy, older couple prepares for a party. The alien comes in through the window, possessing the man. The woman sees that something is wrong and tells him to stay back. He moves to attack, and the woman throws him out the window. Escaping, the alien flees the man and enters the couple's dog. It tries to attack, but the dog is too loyal and will not.

Part 2:
I have just been ordained priest and given a small church of my own. There is something off here--some people know it and some do not. We feel an evil presence, hidden somewhere among us. This is what has led the previous priest to resign. As the new priest, I am supposed to kiss the foreheads of each of my new parishoners and begin to do so. There are many children and something is wrong with them--they are lethargic, sickly. As I go through the crowd, I realize that whatever it is that's hiding here is hiding in one of the children, but I can't tell which.

I realize I am running out of time--it is time for church to get out, yet there are so many parishoners. I make it only through one side of the church, unable to kiss the heads of the other half before they leave.

Part 3:
We are in a semi-darkened building. There is a hall with a lab/office and a bedroom next to each other. There had been an exorcism in one of the beds and the child died, but it had been the wrong one, or the creature had escaped. We know the devil is hiding in a little girl, but we don't know which. There is a little girl with me who I feel certain is not the host. I keep her with me--for some reason she and I are the ones the devil is after first. We go to bed, but there are people in the lab who will stay up all night in case we need them.

I go out, leaving the girl I am hiding with in her bed, and the people are gone. I see a little girl, so dark, and know this one is the devil. I run back and hide in the room with the other child, bolting the door. We wait in silence. It seems nothing is happening, until I notice that there is a large air vent connecting the bedroom with the lab. We are being poisoned.

I go out to the lab to turn off to close the vent, expecting to the devil to be waiting for me, but she is not. I run back and hide in my bed. After waiting what seems forever, I feel a presence and look to the side of my bed: The dark little girl stands there staring with her face right next to mine.

I was in an indoor market, and there were some huge green coconuts, they were labelled 'stupid coconuts'. Anyway they looked a bit odd, so I went to another stall, conveniently located just a metre away, to purchase one of his. He wouldn't change my fiver, so I dug in my pocket for a pound coin. (Tangent; I have recurring dreams about people refusing to change bank notes)

As I put the coconut in my bag, I realised there was already a coconut in there, and it was old, and it cracked and spilled brown horrible water all over my shirt. So I was walking around with my bag held out upside down in front of me to prevent the liquid getting on me anymore. Then I was passing this group of girls, and I felt a bit silly. And then I noticed my bag with the coconut had transformed into a clear A4 plastic wallet thing like you'd put in a folder, and it had a photo of me wearing a crown in it. It was a bit weird.

My last dream left me wondering WTF is wrong with me. I watched Bruce Lee getting raped my a huge samoan. It was just strange. I didn't find it hot at all. What is wrong with me?

I dreamt I was in a room surrounded by dying plants...

being in love with my latin teacher

I dreampt that I was a young Japanese boy, who could magicly teleport himself from american to Japan, but his parents were in America. There was this big road trip we were takeing with two cars, and I didn't get the candy I wanted from a shop, so we drove on and got candy from another, as promised. Then I wanted to go swimming, after we stopped at a typical BBQ dinner, in what seemed like the middle of New Mexico state.

It felt like a school, and there was this ramp with a bowl of water at the bottum. My food was falling into there and rotting, so I ate it without complaining. They were balls of uncooked pastry in different colors. (probably has something to do with the strawberry pie that I have personal connection with.) Next, some lady had a plate with crackers and some cream dip. The first cracker was ok, and tasted like wheet chex. The creamy top on the other hand was sour, like really old milk, and the vegies in it was very bitter.

Well, I casualy ate three or so more of these, and said nothing. Then in the room ontop of the ramp, there were four short podiums with silver idol creatures ontop. One was a whale, another an easter chicken, but I can't remember the other two. I stuck my hand on the whale, and found myself at a swimming pool in a would be Japan, and I was wearing trunks in a guys room. (Do they have men's rooms seperate from girl's rooms there? I wouldn't know.) Well, I take my eight year old self to the pool, and I race other kids and win. This small group of girls, in their colorful suits come over to congradulate me and socialise, and it makes me happy.

Then suddenly I dream about the guy in his green pickup truck. No camper or logo on it. The item he was delivering seemed to be wide open, and I poked one spot on it and heard a pop sound. "I think I broke it." He looked out the window to ask a coworker if he could fix it. The coworker inside a building that wasn't moveing, but was a long way somewhere else. He said "You can't fix that right now." It was because of some lame rule to make sure he prooved he was doing his job, and that if anything was noticed as not working would get his job terminated. That seemed typical to me, really. The guy in the truck felt that he would just take it in, and hope that nobody notices it, at least for a long time. It was to help control important traffic of some kind.

Then came the part that woke me up. I was now in this room that was decorated with what seemed like a girl's birthday party. White, pink, and so on. There were small hairy shizoes all over the room, dressed up in balarina cloths, and looking sad. This mean blond woman in a pink dress had a dog bound to the table with something, and she was beating it up and yelling at it like it was a person. "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LOOSE! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LOOSE!" Then the dogs had different degrees of wounds on their faces, and I woke.

Thank you for the insights, Moog. ^_^ It was all one dream, by the way. It was just slightly disjointed, so I thought it was easier to write it in parts. You are right about the theme of evil hiding inside something else, though. If you recall, I had a similar dream a few months ago about a demon which got inside people through their breathing it in. I found it particularly odd that I was a priest, though of course it seemed normal in the dream--Christianity has never been a big part of my life. And I haven't been watching any horror movies at all, surprisingly enough!

Had a weird one on Saturday night. Much of the start of the dream is a blur, but I remember the ending. I was standing in the kitchen, having not eaten for a long time, and saw some tinned spaghetti bolognese splattered on the floor, the worktop and the kitchen sink. I decided that only the stuff on the worktop was fit for eating, so I scooped it into a bowl and went outside to eat it. Then, as soon as I got out, I heard this yell of "'HATE' ISN'T ON THE LIST, YOU C***!", so I ran indoors again, only to find out that my mother had hit my boyfriend. She said that she'd become a bad person with him there, and that I couldn't see him anymore. I started to have a meltdown, and knocked over the clothes horse, screaming...

I then woke up.

Last night I dreamed it was a freezing cold with things covered in ice & I was scared & trying to hide from people or zombies.

The night before I dreamed I got in a fight with my dad & he started searching through everything in my room & when I tried to get him to stop; he knocked me down. Odd sense they haven't gone through my stuff in a few years, we haven't been been arguing about anything in a while & he never physically pushed me or anything in his life

I had a dream this morning after falling briefly back to sleep after my alarm.

I was dancing with someone, in some vast dark hall, it was like something between an indoor mall and an underground car park. We were dancing in a style like something between ballroom dancing and Sufi whirling. I was thinking that it was kinda boring, but just as I thought that, the intensity of it all sort of ramped up as we kept dancing, until it was exhilarating and euphoric.

I had repeated false awakenings last morning.

I dreamt that I went up and did some of my morning routines (take a shower, etc) but then suddenly I discovered that something felt "wrong" as if I was dreaming. This caused me to "jump back" to being in my bed again. This time I thought I was awake so I tried to go up again, but the same thing repeated once more.
The third time I "woke up" I felt very confused at first (was I awake or dreaming?) but this time I managed to go up without being "interrupted".

My dreams are often related to sleep in some way...