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20 Oct 2006, 9:28 pm

Because you're being random.

Why does tinky think her food is trying to eat her?

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20 Oct 2006, 9:31 pm

because i poked it and it growled

why is mango so darn good?

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20 Oct 2006, 10:47 pm

mangos are good for your brain

Do you wanna die now or later?

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20 Oct 2006, 11:06 pm

Never.

Do you want to die now or now?

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21 Oct 2006, 2:38 am

Whichever comes first.

When will Christmas ever stop coming next year?

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21 Oct 2006, 11:01 am

When next year comes.

What's wrong with the light?

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21 Oct 2006, 11:05 am

Its flourecent

why do good things happen to bad people?

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21 Oct 2006, 11:12 am

Because good things are bad.

Why are shadows stalking us?

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21 Oct 2006, 6:13 pm

Because shadows get lonely.

Why do protons exist?

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21 Oct 2006, 6:16 pm

Balance in all things.

Do you know who said that?

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21 Oct 2006, 6:52 pm

Yes, I DID!! !

If quarks can spontaneously possess near infinite mass, why can't neutrinos?

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21 Oct 2006, 6:57 pm

neutrinos are neutral so they try to keep on down low, word up.

why are they advertising the olive garden on wrongplanet?

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21 Oct 2006, 7:00 pm

Because Capitalism is a creeping influence everywhere!! !

If negative gravity existed, how would that work?

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21 Oct 2006, 7:05 pm

well, i guess we're in positive gravity so neg. would be the opposite. we'd most likely all float around

why does my cat like to sleep in the bathroom?

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21 Oct 2006, 7:09 pm

We would be pushed away from earth and into space, where we would die a horrible death.

Upon the Blasted Plains, Zerthimon told Gith there cannot be two skies. In the wake of his words, came war.

Who here folllows the teachings of Zerthimon?

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21 Oct 2006, 7:09 pm

Because it smells Nassssssty!

If the weak gravitional force of molecules were accelerated, would we all think faster?

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