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21 Oct 2006, 7:09 pm

It's trying not to have dirty dreams.

Why do flakey people seem attracted to me??


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21 Oct 2006, 7:12 pm

You have a weak gravitational field surrounding you?


Are there any Olmecs in the crowd?



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21 Oct 2006, 7:15 pm

I'm not one of them.

Why are you obsessed with gravity?


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21 Oct 2006, 7:16 pm

I'm not.


If neutrinos travel faster than light, why can't I?



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21 Oct 2006, 7:30 pm

Because neutrinos don't like you and they won't let you hitch a ride.

What would Flying Spaghetti Monster do??


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21 Oct 2006, 7:34 pm

It would do things we can't discuss in mixed company.


Where did the spagetti monster come from, and how did it learn to fly?



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21 Oct 2006, 7:46 pm

it's an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in mystery.

what am i thinking right now?


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21 Oct 2006, 7:49 pm

Enigmas, riddles, and mysteries.

What would Goro Nyudo do?


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22 Oct 2006, 3:57 am

Go around showing off about having a cool name.

Who cares what anyone would do?


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22 Oct 2006, 4:04 am

God, he has to make sure no-one proves that he exists until they go to Heaven.

Is there a Heaven on other planets?



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22 Oct 2006, 9:57 am

Heaven yes and Hell no.

how can you mend a broken heart?


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22 Oct 2006, 11:55 am

you go the hospital and the surgeons and doctors can do so.

Why can't you go to the moon bare foot?



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22 Oct 2006, 12:33 pm

Because the dirt is ice cold and you feet woud freeze.

Why do I wake up with my nose filled with boogers.


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22 Oct 2006, 12:46 pm

Because the booger colony try and escape but when you wake up, they have to stop otherwise you'll know that they are trying to escape.

Who invented the one potato two potato song?



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22 Oct 2006, 1:09 pm

Booger, a character in my story. He was performing a rain dance but it rained potatoes, and so he started to count them.

Does anyone have a good idea on what Booger looks like?



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22 Oct 2006, 1:17 pm

Well he's green

I wonder who wrote the book of love?


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