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01 Mar 2016, 10:08 pm

I invented air.



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02 Mar 2016, 5:37 am

I invented trains.


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02 Mar 2016, 1:30 pm

I'm so happy that there's way more coal trains than ones hauling passengers in the US.


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02 Mar 2016, 2:25 pm

I invented powered flight.



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02 Mar 2016, 2:56 pm

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02 Mar 2016, 3:08 pm

I invented air.



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02 Mar 2016, 3:15 pm

I invented the hot air balloon.


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02 Mar 2016, 3:42 pm

I invented god and heaven.



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02 Mar 2016, 3:46 pm

auntblabby wrote:
I invented air.

You did not post that twice.



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02 Mar 2016, 3:47 pm

This thread is no fun.



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02 Mar 2016, 3:52 pm

I invented lies.



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02 Mar 2016, 3:57 pm

I invented proper ways to lie.


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02 Mar 2016, 3:59 pm

There are no proper lies in this thread.



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02 Mar 2016, 4:00 pm

I love the heat and humidity in summer and I look forward to it every year. Wearing greasy sunscreen, shorts that ride up between your legs, and turning into a sticky, sweaty mess just walking a short distance from your home is loads of fun! The humidity is the best of all. It's just like being trapped under a thick, damp wool blanket and slowly suffocating, and even when you go outside at night there's no relief. LOVELY!! :heart:



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02 Mar 2016, 4:02 pm

Right. I hope next summer that I sweat loads and get really exhausted. Would be even better if I got sunburnt too.



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02 Mar 2016, 4:03 pm

I am Arthur Brown and I bring you a subzero blizzard.


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