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22 Oct 2006, 1:23 pm

mr. rogers? cupid? i know...barney! no wait...cupid sounds better

is it going to rain today?


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22 Oct 2006, 1:25 pm

Yes!! , just not where you live.

Why do women loose interest in a guy as soon as they figure out he likes them??


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22 Oct 2006, 6:20 pm

Write a letter to Dear Abby.

What makes the world go round?


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22 Oct 2006, 6:25 pm

the same reason i wake up every morning:high pulp orange juice

why is my cat obsessed with the toilet?


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23 Oct 2006, 3:25 pm

because the cat is in love with it

Do you want some Cadbury toilet?


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23 Oct 2006, 3:34 pm

No

Why am I writting this?



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23 Oct 2006, 3:36 pm

Because you're a bot, and you're programmed that way.


Why can I communicate telepathically with bunny rabbits?


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23 Oct 2006, 4:08 pm

Because they wear a special communication device to match the one you wear.

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Does anyone want to go skinny dipping?


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23 Oct 2006, 4:13 pm

No.

Does anyone else?


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23 Oct 2006, 4:16 pm

Not with the waistline I have ! !

Is the bunny wearing a tinfoil hat?



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23 Oct 2006, 4:33 pm

Yes, nice hat. I want a hat like that :)

Why do I use socks?



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23 Oct 2006, 4:41 pm

Because you're obssessed with yer good looks.


Why am I so dizzy?



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23 Oct 2006, 4:55 pm

Ah, so that's where my turbo-turntable went!

What's the difference between a bat wearing glasses and a mouse on a hang-glider?


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23 Oct 2006, 6:46 pm

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DirtDawg! Where ya' been?


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23 Oct 2006, 6:56 pm

He was eaten by cats while he was trying to get to his computer.

Where's werbert been?


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23 Oct 2006, 7:01 pm

Area 51 and 2/3

what happens when i push this button?


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