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23 Oct 2006, 7:06 pm

I post this.

What happens if you don't push the button?


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23 Oct 2006, 7:13 pm

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Please, keep your finger on that button.


What happened to common courtesy?


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23 Oct 2006, 7:18 pm

MrMark wrote:
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DirtDawg! Where ya' been?


Second honeymoon. Started out great, had loads of fun, then we got all serious and stuff ... more about that later.


Prof_Pretorius wrote:

Is the bunny wearing a tinfoil hat?


That bunny has pancakes on his head. When you put yours on, you two are linked together telepathically.


repeating:

What happened to common courtesy?


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23 Oct 2006, 7:19 pm

the companythat manufactured courtesy was destroyed when i took my finger of the button... along with most of the worlds supply of courtesy.. it is no longer common.

why did i remove my finger?


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23 Oct 2006, 7:24 pm

It got tired.

Where do you draw the line?


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23 Oct 2006, 7:24 pm

Because I shot one of my many nuclear missiles at you.

Why did I do that?


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24 Oct 2006, 12:23 am

Because you're bad :twisted:

Why do I follow all orders of the voices in my head?



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24 Oct 2006, 3:40 am

Because you've got your mind tuned to a different station (try an FM station).

Why do I keep chewing things?



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24 Oct 2006, 4:24 am

Nervous tension, try meditation.

SamuraiSaxen wrote:
Why do I follow all orders of the voices in my head?

Why do you do that?


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24 Oct 2006, 9:58 am

Because the US Military has programmed you to.



Where can I get a bunny sized pancake?



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24 Oct 2006, 10:12 am

cooking it the sun

Pink Floyd?


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24 Oct 2006, 11:27 am

Pink Floyd is on permanent hiatus because you like them.



Why are bunnies so darn cute?



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24 Oct 2006, 5:15 pm

according to many people its to hide their evilness

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why don't fish need arms and legs


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24 Oct 2006, 5:19 pm

They aren't as cute as you think.

Why aren't pancakes cute.


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25 Oct 2006, 10:23 am

Because pancakes don't have wiggly noses, soft fur, and wittle bitty poofy tails.


Why isn't the guy who invented the cell phone sorry for what he has unleashed upon society?


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25 Oct 2006, 4:52 pm

Because he doesn't want to be.

What will the next person's question be?


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