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Prof_Pretorius
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25 Oct 2006, 4:55 pm

What is yer quest?

What is yer favorite color?



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25 Oct 2006, 4:59 pm

Black.

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


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25 Oct 2006, 5:04 pm

Much higher than a laden swallow.

What, are you going to bleed on me?



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25 Oct 2006, 5:10 pm

I'm not injured.

Is the Holy Grail at the Castle of Aughhhh, or is it at Castle Anthrax?


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25 Oct 2006, 5:14 pm

Either way, it's worth paying a visit, if just for the tourist attractions.

Why are they called "Dead Ringers"?


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25 Oct 2006, 6:32 pm

Because it's a mis-prounciation of the German 'doppelganger.'


Did the French really invent cheese?



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25 Oct 2006, 6:36 pm

i always thought it was an italian thing

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 6013107161

why is school so annoying?


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25 Oct 2006, 6:40 pm

Because everything is annoying.

Why is everything annoying?


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25 Oct 2006, 7:39 pm

Because of the threat of eventual sensory-overload.

Did I sound like Spock just then?



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25 Oct 2006, 7:54 pm

Yes, you bloody well did.


Why are all politicains brain damaged?



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25 Oct 2006, 8:05 pm

Because all the smart people stay away from polotics.

What is exotic matter?


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25 Oct 2006, 8:07 pm

More expensive that boring matter.


If bunny rabbits could fly, would their wings be cute?



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25 Oct 2006, 8:23 pm

Yes, they would be the same as a bat's wings.

Why do I only have one wing?


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25 Oct 2006, 10:53 pm

It got stuck in the elevator door!

How do you stop the sun from shining?


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25 Oct 2006, 10:56 pm

Blow it out.

What will I be like next June, after living on my own, for seven months?



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25 Oct 2006, 11:02 pm

close your eyes

what is 1+1?


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