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I'm the opposite. Some other people's cooking isn't exactly bad, but I'm the only one who understands my own strange preferences. I'm not a good cook if you measure it by how many different recipes I can do, but the few things I do, I usually do very well, as judged by my own unusual standards. For example, how many people would cut salad into little pieces and serve it in a bowl with a spoon? The reason I insist on that is that I usually watch videos while I'm eating, and I don't want to have to keep messing with the food, I just want to shovel it in without having to keep looking at it because I'd have to avert my gaze from the TV screen.
I could give the cook my instructions, but I don't want to come over as prescriptive and weird unless I'm paying them to do the job, and I don't want a servant. I'd rather just fix it myself. I'm fairly efficient at that because I'm usually busy. I've also got a balanced diet and there's loads of types of food I don't like.