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07 May 2025, 10:19 pm

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Must be something to do with the Baptist church. They're quite into watering. I got splashed with holy water once in a church. By reflex I said "bloody hell!" :oops:

Well they'd taken me by surprise, flicking it off an olive branch or something. Last thing I'd expected. Can't take me anywhere.

I would have just brushed it off like saying "sorry that's just Satan leaving my body" :evil:

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08 May 2025, 12:31 am

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Trouble is, I don't think the Church of England believes in Satan any more except as a symbolic thing, so they wouldn't have believed me. I just relied on the hope that they hadn't heard me, or that if they did, they'd be forgiving like Christians are supposed to be. Let's face it, I'd have forgiven them if they'd cussed. A potty-mouthed vicar would have been good fun. Your idea would probably worked in a Deep South Baptist church though. They love it when people testify to the effectiveness of their hocus-pocus. They'd have put it on YouTube.

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08 May 2025, 12:56 am

when having visitors there's even more visitors, and more (all dutch ppl being released at once )
that's just the perfect time for the constructor to come and announce he'll start tomorrow
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08 May 2025, 2:12 am

When I want to reason, I feel that my posts are stupid and full of loopholes, and I need to read

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08 May 2025, 8:25 am

I am treating myself to McDonald's today for lunch.

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08 May 2025, 10:19 am

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When I want to reason, I feel that my posts are stupid and full of loopholes, and I need to read

Don't feel bad about it. Everything's stupid and full of loopholes when you think about it.

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08 May 2025, 10:24 am

jamie0.0 wrote:

ToughDiamond wrote:

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Must be something to do with the Baptist church. They're quite into watering. I got splashed with holy water once in a church. By reflex I said "bloody hell!" :oops:

Well they'd taken me by surprise, flicking it off an olive branch or something. Last thing I'd expected. Can't take me anywhere.

I would have just brushed it off like saying "sorry that's just Satan leaving my body" :evil:

Say that if you fart loudly in church.

Whoa, you can really smell the brimstone in that one.

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08 May 2025, 10:36 am

^
Easier to just glare at the person next to you and hope everybody thinks it was them.

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08 May 2025, 12:09 pm

To my way of thinking; you don't really need an excuse to have tea and cake

But when you do have tea and cake it some how gives a nice vibe to the day

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08 May 2025, 12:25 pm

Excuse or not, it's all the same to the tooth decay and lard fairy.

Not that I'm saying don't do it.

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08 May 2025, 1:02 pm

I know you do it

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08 May 2025, 1:12 pm

I got a tail that I can wear around my waist (it sorta has a seatbelt like buckle) and today has been really funny going to the park and watching kids and adults stare (respectfully, just curious lol) at me xD

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08 May 2025, 1:13 pm

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09 May 2025, 6:44 am

It would be funny if everyone the big wide world spoke to each other how we speak to each other in the online world

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09 May 2025, 7:26 am

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09 May 2025, 8:33 am

I see my autism worker today.

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