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Sylkat
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14 Apr 2015, 4:46 am

Your toenails are so long, you make clicking noises when you walk barefoot.


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14 Apr 2015, 5:09 am

You're always barefoot cause you sold your shoes to buy booze.



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15 Apr 2015, 6:56 pm

You really need to shave for your beginning to grow whiskers like a rat...


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15 Apr 2015, 9:44 pm

The dead can dance, but they can't grow whiskers. :cat:



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16 Apr 2015, 3:21 pm

Your crabsticks taste like wood.



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17 Apr 2015, 5:54 pm

You're so fat. When you get on an elevator it has to go down.


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18 Apr 2015, 1:45 am

You're lamer even than me in making these insults :P



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18 Apr 2015, 1:55 am

you're so small, when you go in public people think you're some crazy modern art piece and take pictures.

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18 Apr 2015, 1:59 am

:lmao:

your beard is just about to declare its independence from you :P I think she's going to elope with one handsome pair of moustache she saw while you were busy grooming your eyebrows the other day in a shop window.



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18 Apr 2015, 7:19 pm

Your cloaca is unwashed!



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19 Apr 2015, 2:01 am

your cloaca is full of mangrove leaves :P



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19 Apr 2015, 2:09 am

your hands are still sore from swinging, branch to branch and hollering.


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19 Apr 2015, 2:12 am

your hips are still swinging from dancing and shouting Macarena all morning :P



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19 Apr 2015, 6:32 pm

Your rabies is starting to show.



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19 Apr 2015, 6:48 pm

That's just the farmer simulator. :P



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21 Apr 2015, 9:05 pm

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


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