What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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that image made me laugh

Last night I dreamed that all_white corrected me over my terrible grammar

the self-pleasuring aspect was your dream's way of telling you that you need to love yourself more, not necessarily in a sexual way. who do you think the 2 irritating distracting fellows would reflect in your waking life? the fact that you punched one of them in the face makes me think that they might be undesirable aspects of yourself that you are partially aware of, that you feel are holding you back. do you have difficulties with sustained focus/attention, in waking life?

I had a dream in which I was somehow involved in the phone hacking scandal. I wasn't a purpetrator but working in some kind of jounalism office. I had to try and stop paparazzi from getting photos of the big bosses. It was very bizarre and stressful

I don't usually have such topical dreams

Basically, fun spoiling killjoy a**holes. I think I know what this is about.



Maybe. Totally, I am well ADD.

Ha, that made me laugh

Oh hello Moog. I don't think we've met yet!

I'm glad it amused someone

that image made my stomach growl

i had a vague dream that i do not know how to describe best.

anyway, what i saw in my dream was the view of the earth from the widow of a space shuttle i was in as it orbited. we "sailed" over africa (which was almost distinguishable from coast to coast at that altitude), and the scenery below rolled by at the rate i knew it would look like (i fly in a space simulator all the time).

then we approached the west coast of australia and passed over perth, and then the "great australian bight" (a true orbital path), and as we were approaching where tasmania came over the horizon, i noticed that there seemed to be an sort of "glow" coming from where tasmania should be.

as "tasmania" rolled into full view, it became apparent that it had been replaced by a gigantic TV screen. the TV screen was not in the shape of tasmania, but it was a 4:3 aspect ratio type of screen (the old style). i thought "how silly. however i wonder what's on", and then i realized that the earthshine was completely drowning out the luminescence of the screen, and i thought "how very very silly".

after it rolled away, i have a vague notion that i was told that nasa had bought tasmania, and leveled it flat, and filled in the landfill required to bulk the shape to a rectangle (pssssss), and covered it with l.e.d panels to provide a source of entertainment for bored shuttle crew who have "nothing to do" (?!?) during the 6 minute period that they would be able to see the screen in each orbital cycle.

because i was asleep, my normal laughter mechanism was dormant, and so things to laugh about were piling up, and the pressure was not being relieved by me laughing.

the next notion i had in my dream was that i was told that because there was little material to show that was comprehensively covered in only 6 minutes, and because marketing was straining at the leash to get into the show, it had descended into a farce because the screen ended up playing infomercials 24 hours per day. even when no one was in orbit. ("just in case" i guess).

suddenly the pressure valve blew and i woke up laughing, and my wakeful mind appraised what i had just seen, and there was a cascade of different laughter impulses to the extent that i was gripped in an almost seizure of "senslessness" (where you can not draw breath to continue laughing because you can not stop laughing to do so) and i was extremely annoyed because i really needed to sleep due to the fact i had to get up only 3 hours later.

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i dreamt i was batheing in a ymca locker room shower, and some beautiful statuesque naked athlete came over to me and did his lascivious best to make me wanna go home with him, and in the dream i was mortified to notice that i had a raging tumescence and was trying to disappear into the wall behind me so the other showering people wouldn't see me in this condition.

That my bedroom window was open overnight, while I was sleeping, with food on a table right next to the window which attracted birds in, mainly pigeons. As they partook of the food, a windmill type structure with three shoes was rotating next to the pigeons, with the shoes striking the birds to their eventual death.

they could not have been pigeons because pigeons are diurnal.

They were in this dream, after all anything can happen in a dream and the laws of nature can be violated.

that is truly the greatest thing about dreaming, because things can be the way we want them to be no matter what other laws say about it.

A couple days ago I had a dream of being eaten by chimpanzees.

Hiya!

I had a very frustrating dream last night. I was in a bank, and it was taking forever to get to a machine and get some money. One of the girls who works in the bank kept impeding my progress in various ways. When I got to the machine, and put my card in, I forgot my PIN number. Then this girl held me up again for ages. A huge queue builds behind us. Then she reveals that she can help me get my money out by putting her own card in a hidden slot in the side of the machine, and she does so. But then she asks me if I'll ever have kids, and I say no, I don't think so, but then I can't think of any good reasons, and I notice that she's very beautiful and I wonder if she's making overtures at me. Then I woke up.