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25 Oct 2006, 11:04 pm

close your eyes

what is 1+1?

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25 Oct 2006, 11:04 pm

close your eyes

what is 1+1?

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25 Oct 2006, 11:04 pm

close your eyes

what is 1+1?

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25 Oct 2006, 11:05 pm

close your eyes

what is 1+1?

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25 Oct 2006, 11:05 pm

*falls off chair laughing*

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26 Oct 2006, 2:36 am

Feeling a sense of urgency, there, Tinky?

It's been said that one is the loneliest number, but one plus one can be even lonelier.

How do I convince a skunk that my warm garage is not a good winter haven without resorting to murder?

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26 Oct 2006, 3:37 am

Text him voicing your veiw on the matter.

How do you tie your shoes?

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26 Oct 2006, 5:05 am

One lace at a time, like everybody else.

CockneyRebel wrote:

What will I be like next June, after living on my own, for seven months?

Hey, you got your own place next month?

DirtDawg wrote:

How do I convince a skunk that my warm garage is not a good winter haven without resorting to murder?

You got a skunk in your garage?

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26 Oct 2006, 9:31 am

(Hey DirtDawg, Wikipedia says skunks hate ammonia. They have a small article on how to keep skunks away. You put the ammonia on pieces of cloth, and the skunk goes 'eeewwwwww'.)

Skunks were called 'Polecats' by Early American settlers, due to their resemblance to the European polecat. They are in fact a different species, and are soooo cute in pictures.

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26 Oct 2006, 12:20 pm

MrMark wrote:

You got a skunk in your garage?

He has not set up housekeeping, yet, but yeah. He still runs when he sees me. First I need to make sure there's no 'secret' way he has to get in and make sure the doors are closed ALL the time. It freezes hard at night now, so he's getting desparate.

He's also lost, because we live in town. We're six blocks from a river, though so you never know what you'll see in my garden. If the human hair doesn't work I'll try the ammonia. (Thanks, Prof)

Are we allowing other sites to solicit enrollments from the WP membership, now?

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26 Oct 2006, 12:48 pm

DirtDawg wrote:

Are we allowing other sites to solicit enrollments from the WP membership, now?

Yes but the smurfs are fighting on our side.

Why am I not married to Ed Vedder?

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26 Oct 2006, 1:02 pm

Yeah SMURFS ! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !

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26 Oct 2006, 4:39 pm

Sixela wrote:

DirtDawg wrote:

Are we allowing other sites to solicit enrollments from the WP membership, now?

Yes but the smurfs are fighting on our side.

Why am I not married to Ed Vedder?

Because your from a different planet.

Who you gonna call?

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26 Oct 2006, 5:09 pm

Your mom.

Who are you not going to call.

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26 Oct 2006, 5:10 pm

the smurfs!

why was stay-puft so angry at the world?

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27 Oct 2006, 10:09 am

You would be too, if you were ten storeys tall, and you body was marshmallows ! !! !

If aliens are so darn smart, why do they always cruise around with the bloody landing lights going full tilt?????????????

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