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07 Apr 2021, 12:40 am

It's foam pulled out of hell.


What's the point of carrying bags?


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07 Apr 2021, 12:44 am

To move the colony of bees that live in every bag. It's a perk of having bags.

Why do dogs and cats hate each other?



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07 Apr 2021, 12:45 am

The tension provides an economical way of controlling gravity.

Quick!! Someone's coming to visit you unexpectedly! What do you need to prepare?


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07 Apr 2021, 12:57 am

to put on my face that i keep in a jar by the door.

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07 Apr 2021, 1:02 am

I'll take down my wall mural of life-sized WP avatars, and throw on a bra.

How do lava lamps work?


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07 Apr 2021, 1:03 am

from all outward appearances, pretty well.

how does oxygen work?



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07 Apr 2021, 1:32 am

It oxygen-es-izes? :chin:

Why do the planet's revolve around our sun?



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07 Apr 2021, 1:44 am

They don't. They revolve around our daughter.

Why was Ouiji stuck in my conservatory?


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07 Apr 2021, 2:00 am

She's a critically endangered sub-species of cat and is trying to conserve said sub-species.

Why is my rabbit so round?



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07 Apr 2021, 2:51 am

because, who ever heard of a square rabbit?

what is air made of?



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07 Apr 2021, 3:13 am

Made of Aeronexistentine. Which doesn't exists.
You can't see it, hear it, touch it, taste or smell it. Therefore, nothing. :lol:
Yes, we're partially dependent on nothing.



What IS the flavor of air?


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07 Apr 2021, 7:03 am

sex and candy

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07 Apr 2021, 7:25 am

Toenails.

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07 Apr 2021, 7:57 am

Dinosaur placenta.

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07 Apr 2021, 8:04 am

Monkey Brain and Coriander

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07 Apr 2021, 9:37 am

pride and prejudice

Would you like fries with that?


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