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A: Your wife will be safe. You have my word.
B: But I lost it. Can you give me another word?
A: You lost it? How did you lose?
B: Oh... It was in my pants pocket, and I washed them.
A: You little dumb sh.. Ok, here's your new word. Asparagus. Got it? Asparagus.
B: (heavy sigh) Got it. Asparagus. Thank you. I won't lose this one in the wash.
A: Very good. Your wife will be safe. You have my w- WHAT NOW?
B: I've lost it. I have a hole in my pocket. What was the word again? I'll write it down. Hey! Where are you going?

(random dialog that popped into my head after the FBI told someone "Your wife will be safe. You have my word."

Mares eat oats, does eat oats, and vampire bats suck blood.

Mother is being very intense today. It is not even 10 o'clock yet.

Amo gus

A Kinks video. Is that the best intro I can come up with? What happened to evening greetings?

We are having pizza dinner with my sister tonight. Plus Keylime Pie

One thing I like about my toilet seat is it does not slam shut. The seat, and the lid, both lowers gently.

Anyone else have a favourite mole on their body?

No, I don't like moles at all.

I had an operation to remove several of mine, many years ago.

I have two on my leg which are rather prominent but not gross-looking. I call one Molesy and the other Mools. They've been there since I was a child and will probably always remain there forever. They're my favourite moles. The last time I saw my baby niece I had shorts on and was sitting on the floor with her and she noticed the moles straight away and gently touched them. It was so funny for a baby to notice. They must be very prominent then.

If I could spend an hour a day in a meat freezer, I'd do it.

Shame my brother is asexual, he has a female friend who'd love to date him. She has an 8-year-old son, and my brother loves children and wants to be like a dad, but just can't have a relationship with anyone.

I forgot my peapod in the bathroom.

Should I take up alligator wrestling?

I love me accordion

no weit

Me have no accordion :<