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04 Aug 2015, 9:02 am

Better not talk about the mess you left inside your egg shell.


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04 Aug 2015, 9:19 am

People compliment your habitat by calling it a pigsty.



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04 Aug 2015, 11:09 am

You don't even know the difference between your and you're!


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04 Aug 2015, 1:00 pm

Your a cross between an English Teacher and the Village Idiot.


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04 Aug 2015, 1:13 pm

You're a homeless bum who smokes marijuana and breathes solvents.


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04 Aug 2015, 1:14 pm

You're an idiot of an English teacher.


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04 Aug 2015, 1:18 pm

Your breath could kill a dinosaur.


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06 Aug 2015, 2:31 am

you're as useful as a chocolate teapot.


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06 Aug 2015, 3:18 pm

That's useful for poisoning unsuspecting little dogs, did you know?


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07 Aug 2015, 2:30 am

I wish you'd find your melting point.


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07 Aug 2015, 9:34 am

I wish your tongue and nose would freeze solid.


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07 Aug 2015, 11:02 am

With eyes like those you must be used as a traffic light.



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08 Aug 2015, 3:52 am

The bulk of your eyeballs serve no purpose but having eyelids permanently ajar.


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08 Aug 2015, 1:25 pm

I wish you'd take a long walk on a short pier.


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08 Aug 2015, 2:25 pm

Your head looks too heavy.


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08 Aug 2015, 2:37 pm

Yours looks too tasty.


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