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27 Oct 2006, 7:05 pm

They have to abide to their road-code.

If the spacecraft are in the air, why do they have to follow a ROAD-code?

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27 Oct 2006, 7:07 pm

It's the polite thing to do, being an illegal alien.

Why does Area 51 have a deadly force law???

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27 Oct 2006, 7:13 pm

Because they're always occupied with a giant Poodle attacking their base.

Will they win the fight against the giant poodle?

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27 Oct 2006, 7:15 pm

No. it's all a ploy by the US Govament to attract attention.

Will those poor people ever get off that stupid island??????????

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27 Oct 2006, 9:17 pm

No, they'll die but someone will clone them and the clones will have babies and the babies will get off the island with the help of some furbies.

Why is Prince Charles so ugly?

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27 Oct 2006, 9:38 pm

Inbreeding, like with toy poodles.

When will I achieve stardom ???????????

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27 Oct 2006, 9:40 pm

When you realize that you're dream is Clam fishing.

Where's Waldo?

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27 Oct 2006, 9:45 pm

On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese french kissing Jean Chretien.

Why is Lisa Simpson's hair pointy?

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27 Oct 2006, 10:05 pm

It's an effect of all that nuclear exposure, which explains the yellow skin.

*looks at diet coke ingredients* what is potassium benzoate?

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27 Oct 2006, 11:24 pm

Cocaine, but it's in such a small amount you barely notice.

Why'd they put cocaine in there in the first place?

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27 Oct 2006, 11:32 pm

it all started when the makers of coca-cola were 16...they ordered some cocaine and there was apparently some miscommunication while they were buying cocaine. they were sold a cocaine company and so they needed to get rid of all the cocaine without there parents noticing, so they sold it in a drink little by little.

are you a gleeker?

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27 Oct 2006, 11:45 pm

Yup, I gleeked to type this message.

Is flesh flammable?

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28 Oct 2006, 12:09 am

some strange girl gave me a piece of her skin in religion class today(i promised that i'd keep it for her), so let's put it to good use...hmm...not flaming...it's popping and sizzling, though. nope, not flammable

why did she give me her skin, anyway?

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28 Oct 2006, 12:10 am

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28 Oct 2006, 9:19 am

As a token of her affection, obviously. Or so that you could make an army of psychotic clones with which to take over the world.

Whose crazy idea was it to put mould on cheese?

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28 Oct 2006, 9:21 am

The cow.

Who ate my pie?

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