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07 Apr 2021, 9:47 am

I'd prefer friars. French friars, if possible.

Salad?


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07 Apr 2021, 9:53 am

Nope, it's Isabella. Salad posted earlier today.

Why does everything cost so much?


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07 Apr 2021, 10:51 am

Because the sky monkey that overlords us thinks it's funny when the economy crashes. What a cheeky monkey.

Why do bonobos have long legs?



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07 Apr 2021, 10:55 am

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Why do bonobos have long legs?
So their ████s do not drag on the ground.

When does 50 + 50 = 22?


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07 Apr 2021, 10:58 am

I'm sure it could be arranged using Boolean logic.

Should I sacrifice myself to the God of Despair, or the God of Blindness?


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07 Apr 2021, 3:25 pm

despair at least leaves you with all your senses.

what does electricity look like?



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07 Apr 2021, 3:32 pm

Stand in the bath and drop a brick on your feet and you'll find out.

What does common sense look like?



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07 Apr 2021, 3:40 pm

like that thing over there.

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07 Apr 2021, 3:42 pm

No idea, it's too cloudy to see.

What do marbles do in their spare time?



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07 Apr 2021, 4:16 pm

they pretend to roll around.

what does air do in its spare time?



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07 Apr 2021, 4:39 pm

It tries to get a promotion at Helium-Mart.

Why? Just why?


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07 Apr 2021, 5:48 pm

Why?? Because.. I don't not do what I simply can can't do.


How about sugar-free donuts?


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07 Apr 2021, 5:53 pm

How about spelling doughnuts properly?


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07 Apr 2021, 6:14 pm

elephino.

why not?



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07 Apr 2021, 6:16 pm

because of Denise.


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07 Apr 2021, 6:17 pm

your knickers

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