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28 Oct 2006, 10:02 am

My 'otherkin' identity.


Why does my mug read "BadAss"?



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28 Oct 2006, 12:34 pm

because the person who created the mug was part of a motorcycle gang and is obviously against spaces.

When is consequence inconsequential?


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28 Oct 2006, 3:46 pm

When the consequences don't have any major effect. Or when a cow is facing directly North. Either way.



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28 Oct 2006, 4:02 pm

*cough*ques*cough*tion*


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28 Oct 2006, 4:02 pm

How do you stop the rain from falling down?


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28 Oct 2006, 4:05 pm

first, it has to be really cold. then, the rain will have stopped falling because it turned to ice.

what should i be for halloween?


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28 Oct 2006, 4:06 pm

An instruction manual.

Why don't I ever want to go trick-or-treating?



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28 Oct 2006, 4:06 pm

Because you might run into me.

Where is my brain?



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28 Oct 2006, 4:17 pm

It's still there you just need a microscope to see it.

Why do we have to set the clocks back an hour?


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28 Oct 2006, 4:27 pm

Because time loops back on itself for an hour, and to compensate the clocks have to be turned back for a while.



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28 Oct 2006, 8:28 pm

Hmm why do some people forget to ask a ?


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28 Oct 2006, 8:32 pm

Because they completely forget.

Is there really a pot of Gold at the end of the rainbow?



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28 Oct 2006, 9:23 pm

A: Only if the Shakespeare-typing monkeys say there is.

Q: What is truth and what is fiction?



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28 Oct 2006, 9:27 pm

The difference between truth and fiction is that fiction has to make sense.

Did Shakespeare really exist?



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28 Oct 2006, 9:43 pm

Yes.

Why am I a peoples, instead of a little Wheaten Puppy?



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28 Oct 2006, 9:48 pm

Because of an awful sin you commited during your previous life as a housecat.

Why do I feel this way?