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11 Jul 2016, 11:55 pm

I'm taking math upgrading because I love math, not because I need it and I'm not worried about my result on my math test because I know I got 100%.


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12 Jul 2016, 12:10 am

I'm not about to eat breakfast now.


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12 Jul 2016, 6:41 pm

I am the loudest most obnoxious person you'll ever meet, im also an excellent lair who totally doesn't have any obvious tells.


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12 Jul 2016, 7:53 pm

Tails has only one tail.


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15 Jul 2016, 12:57 am

God doesn't exist.


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15 Jul 2016, 9:21 am

Autism is a figment of your imagination.


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15 Jul 2016, 1:49 pm

I'm a really photogenic neurotypical with awesome social skills.



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16 Jul 2016, 4:57 pm

I rather resent being called a "space alien". I prefer the more PC term "Earth-challenged visitor" :alien:



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17 Jul 2016, 3:52 pm

I am Hillary Clinton!



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17 Jul 2016, 4:11 pm

I am Donald Trump!


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17 Jul 2016, 4:21 pm

I am Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump!



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17 Jul 2016, 5:57 pm

Your mom is Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. :P


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18 Jul 2016, 3:26 pm

I never have dreams about the world coming to an end.



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18 Jul 2016, 3:53 pm

I am from the planet Betelgeuse.


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18 Jul 2016, 9:12 pm

There are no autistic females. Anyone who has female next to their avatar is lying. That includes me. I also lied about being a sock puppet earlier. I'm really a Muppet. Why else do you think I like and know about the Muppets so much? I'm a Whatnot Muppet so I don't really have a gender. I have been dressed up to look like men, women, animals, and some weird thing with pointy teeth, neon purple feathers and skinny arms growing out of my head that made even Gonzo nervous.

Sock puppets may have the problem with just their eyes or ears coming off when they're washed but at least they don't have their body parts removed, changed and replaced all the time. I'm used to it, though. :)



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19 Jul 2016, 2:38 pm

1: My 80 year old parents are perfectly fine living by themselves.

2: My 80 year old parents are ready for to move to a care facility.

3: I'm capable of looking out for them 24/7/365

4: I have a satisfactory plan for dealing with this in the future


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