The B*tching And Moaning Thread

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What the hell is up with the blue background to the message board? Very annoying when your trying to highlight something.

The dating scene sucks right now. Even online.

i hate the holy humpin' hellsbells out of microsoft. those greedy capitalist bastards. and i hate apple for being so damned expensive. and i hate being insufficiently clever to figure linux out.

I am too pathetic to even make a haven post.

I am going to b***h and moan about today. I was planning to get up early, because I needed to have a diagnostic test done. I couldn't sleep! I kept waking, tossing and turning. I took less Valerian than I usually do, thinking that since it had more mgs than the other brand I had bought before, that maybe only one would work fine. Not true. Then, to top it off, my neighbor on the other side of the bedroom wall, decides that 5 am is a really cool time to get up and start banging cabinet doors. Every time I would doze off, he would bang another. I HATE EARLY RISERS!! ! Needless to say, I am not going anywhere today. I am exhausted before I even got started.

there was a bloody damned truck that was broken down that had stopped outside my driveway (blocking my egress) earlier today!! !.
the driver had placed witches hats behind his truck and he seemed content to wait there for whoever was coming to help him.

i needed to get to the shops to get some chocolate milk as i had just eaten some eggs on toast and i was horrified when i found that i had no chocolate milk in my fridge to wash them down with.

i must have chocolate milk very soon after my eggs on toast, and i sped up the driveway and i had to ram on the brakes when i saw his truck just motionless and dormant and sitting there!.

i pushed my horn and i kept my hand on it for more than 10 seconds, but i did not see the driver.

i got out of my car and went and walked around the truck and when i found the driver i told him that he must move his truck because i have to go to the shops.

he said he could not move his truck, and so i saw that i could get out of my driveway if i drove along the footpath for a small way until a tree prevented further progress, but he had a witches hat on the road at the spot where i had to get back on the road, so i drove over it and it got pushed into my wheel arch and was caught there for a while, and i sped off toward the shops, and the witches hat became dislodged and was spat out from my wheel arch after i passed his truck and it fell back to to road, and then i ran over it with with my rear wheel that seemed to bounce it high over to the other side of the road where i saw another car collide with it in my rear view mirror. what a stupid bastard was that truck driver!! !
he nearly caused a few accidents with his thoughtlessness by breaking down where he did!.