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29 Oct 2006, 7:23 am

Because the dead people don't want you to see them.

Why did I make a thread saying about my 1000th post, and nobody's replied?

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29 Oct 2006, 7:57 am

I've replied.

Why aren't Cow Pies like Eskimo Pies?

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29 Oct 2006, 7:59 am

Because eskimo pies have more salt and sweeteners to make it delicious.

Why Can't I buy the moon of eBay?

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29 Oct 2006, 8:02 am

Because they want you to buy a Rainbow with it.

Would the Rainbow People accept me into their Family?

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29 Oct 2006, 11:10 am

Not unless you were prepared to paint yourself in all of their colours.

If a zombie and a ninja had children, what would they look like?

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29 Oct 2006, 11:38 am

How foolish. Ninjas don't exist.

What would it be like to have a pet wolf?

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29 Oct 2006, 12:09 pm

It would kill and eat you at the first sign of weakness.

Is the loch ness monster for real?

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29 Oct 2006, 2:01 pm

Only in parralle universes

What happens if meet David Tennant?

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29 Oct 2006, 3:08 pm

A TARDIS will appear.

What does anthrax taste like?

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29 Oct 2006, 3:20 pm

You'll be dead before you even taste it.

How long does it take to fall to the ground from 8 feet?

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29 Oct 2006, 3:33 pm

Probably less than one second.

How long does it take to fall to the ground from twenty-eight miles?

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29 Oct 2006, 3:37 pm

About.....er.....ermm........forever?

Will I ever get bored of Madness Combat?

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29 Oct 2006, 3:56 pm

Impossible.

Do you like black?

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29 Oct 2006, 4:30 pm

I don't mind black

Am I obsessed with Doctor Who and David Tennant much with One Winged Angel is obsessed with One wing Angel cartoons and Garlic and CockneyRebel is with route masters?

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29 Oct 2006, 4:41 pm

You tell us.

Is the customer really always right and the person behind the desk not supposed to have an attitude?

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30 Oct 2006, 8:06 am

I believe so.

Would you have guessed that I would be obsessed with Buses today, last year around this time, if you're one of the Veteran members?

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