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And you did not go to school today, you truant!

It was revised Senior Skip day, you fool!

[Last time, the teachers caught the students planning and decided to punish everyone who did skip that day. ]

[This year, the students are not even trying to hide the ditch days. How sad and sorry!]

And you still prevented the school from being granted more funding? How cruel!

The class of 2012 at my school is unusually stronger academically than all the previous classes.
Maybe that's why we can't organize skip days well.

"If it exists, increase its magnitude!"
-Semisomnus Neuralcircuitus

You are so unappealing that bedbugs refuse to go anywhere near your furniture.
Cockroaches complained to their union when they were assigned to infest your apartment.

Sylkat

No, YOU live in an apartment!

Ants march round and round your residence.
They are not scouting for food, though.
They are picketing you.

Sylkat

And you are one of them, One-Who-Taunts-Like-a-Dairy-Farmer!

Dairy Farmers don't have time to 'Taunt'...
They are too busy training their brown cows to produce chocolate milk, and trying to train the Guernseys to produce ice cream during the winter.
One local Dairy Farmer put his Holsteins on diets, hoping to get Skim Milk from them.

Sylkat

Exactly!

You are jealous because you live next to a farm and they won't let you come over and inspect their Crop Circles.

Sylkat

The ones you made to fool people, of course.

No, Kevinjh, the descendants of the Ancient Aliens have returned.
Or are on their way.
There was one buried in the town cemetery in Aurora, Texas in 1897, after the ship crashed into a windmill.
Someone stole the body and the tombstone since the 1970's.
I presume that you presumably deny involvement in that conniving body theft/UFO coverup?

Sylkat

I can neither confirm nor deny that.

So why is no one allowed into your basement?

Sylkat