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08 Dec 2016, 7:48 pm

I transcended my physical body and became a Word document. It's a good life.

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08 Dec 2016, 7:54 pm

^It's probably because of the whisky shot.. :wink:

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08 Dec 2016, 9:40 pm

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^It's probably because of the whisky shot.. :wink:

It's not me. It's the Kracken.

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10 Dec 2016, 12:53 pm

I'm friends with the devil.

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10 Dec 2016, 1:06 pm

My absolute FAVORITE thing on this site, is when someone doesn't properly read a post, and then the next person goes-by what THAT person said, and posts something equally ridiculous!!

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10 Dec 2016, 4:36 pm

I've been posting here as often as ever in the past few days. But I'll try to post more infrequently from now on.

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10 Dec 2016, 7:56 pm

capa wrote:

I'm friends with the devil.

you called...

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10 Dec 2016, 7:58 pm

Gordon Brown UK ex-prime minister wrote all his own speeches and used his own experiences to put together a genius solution to the economic crisis. He then DID congratulate the person who saved his life during this time and didn't sell his ghost writer out to the world of journalism, politics and entertainment industry... as he is a man of the highest moral integrity...

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11 Dec 2016, 7:34 pm

I'm a Budweiser fan.

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11 Dec 2016, 7:38 pm

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11 Dec 2016, 7:46 pm

Eating chocolate is healthier than eating carrots.

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11 Dec 2016, 8:54 pm

I like Smalltalk.

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12 Dec 2016, 10:23 am

I have only a slight interest in Denis Istomin.

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12 Dec 2016, 1:40 pm

It makes me happy when profs take their own sweet time at posting grades.

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12 Dec 2016, 3:00 pm

ocdgirl123 wrote:

It makes me happy when profs take their own sweet time at posting grades.

I would hate that. I always like to know my grade as soon as possible. I'm never scared that I might get a bad grade.

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12 Dec 2016, 3:34 pm

Lucy Green would never tell a lie and hasn't ever stole anything. :mrgreen:

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