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02 Nov 2006, 2:04 pm

Anything Willy Wonka asked me to - up to and including juggling chainsaws.

Chuck Norris: good, bad, or just bad-ass?

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02 Nov 2006, 2:16 pm

Chuck Norris is a diabolical evil genius.

Is George Bush real, or a sock puppet??

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02 Nov 2006, 2:56 pm

Definitely not a sock puppet. Sock puppets have bigger vocabularies.

Who really was kung-fu fighting? And were they really fast as lightning?

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02 Nov 2006, 3:42 pm

everybody was kung fu fighting, those cats were fast as ligthing

What is a hornswoggler?

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02 Nov 2006, 3:43 pm

a horn dog

what is a toilet?

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02 Nov 2006, 3:59 pm

A toilet is a young toi

what's a matta ?

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02 Nov 2006, 4:52 pm

MrSinister wrote:

Anything Willy Wonka asked me to - up to and including juggling chainsaws.

Whatever happened to the chainsaw juggler?
He was a good friend of mine.
I heard he died, but nobody cried.
Instead they all chopped of their arms.

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02 Nov 2006, 5:00 pm

"Instead they all chopped of their arms."

I curse you for not checking your spelling ! !!

(Whoopsie, wrong thread!! !!)

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02 Nov 2006, 5:03 pm

pluto wrote:

what's a matta ?

donna knowa, isa tha iya can' seen ta spelwa coectlee.

wya iz tha?

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02 Nov 2006, 5:06 pm

Prof_Pretorius wrote:

"Instead they all chopped of their arms."

I curse you for not checking your spelling ! !!

(Whoopsie, wrong thread!! !!)

I usually check my spelling. I stopped because I hadn't made a mistake in a long time. I curse myself.

What should the curse be?

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02 Nov 2006, 6:38 pm

Not as tall as Sephiroth. He's 6'1''.

Who invented yiff?

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02 Nov 2006, 7:58 pm

a lonely, lonely person

¿Qué es tu nombre?

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02 Nov 2006, 7:59 pm

Sephiroth.

Who didn't invent yiff?

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03 Nov 2006, 12:16 am

Yer keyboard dying ! !! (That way I could get aheaed of you for number of posts ! !)

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03 Nov 2006, 12:20 am

Why was colour TV invented before Black and White TV?

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03 Nov 2006, 7:45 pm

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Why are TV programs all written by total ret*ds ?????????

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