My housing association has decided, unasked, to remove the concrete grills from our “sechoires” (a balcony for drying clothes) and got started on mine without any warning (probably a breach of the law right there?). As usual, they’ve decided its a good opportunity to have someone nose around in my apartment (which is a mess; they only need to ask me and I’ll admit as much) so of course there’s a law for it. They mandate that the balcony must be cleared of all effects, which wouldn’t bother me if the doors hadn’t been buried in sundry goods, that would take hours to reorganize, given how little space I’ve got) but they also insist it must be clean. So they can take their disk cutters to the concrete to chop it up into little bits? Imagine how much dust that’s going to create!
If I can’t clean it up, they threatened to engage an outside company to do it for me (at my expense, natch) when all that needs to be done is to lift it out (If needed) through the hole they are going to create, to their external elevator from which the work is done. That any such is needed is dubious, as all the work, as far as I can see,, including the new brick work (I don’t know yet whether they intend to fit a window) can be done from the outside, leaving one to wonder why they need any access to it at all? Even if it’s a genuine need, all they need do is fold up the ancient clothes dryer, and move the two plastic sacks on the floor (content long since forgotten) but no, rules is rules, and they can’t (?) do the work until my balcony is empty and spotless.
I off course will make every objection I can think of (my time is free, theirs has to be paid for) and string it out as long as possible, and explore possibilities like climbing their elevator some evening (no doubt illegal) to lift out my bags and drier, but it won’t be a pleasant experience; such bureaucrats simply can’t understand the notion that “rules are for the guidance of wise men etc.”).
They advertise themselves as the “creators of comfort” which is pure fantasy; what they are is “creators of pointless difficulties”!