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You should know.

Am I doing myself any favours by keeping my obsession to myself?

i was checking to make sure if you know...it's amazing how many people don't

no, if you keep it to yourself way too long, then it could cause a build which would lead to you exploding. do you want to pick up that mess?

why can't i find any soup!i mean...?

Why, look over there! I see a red...shiney...Routemaster!

The Soup is in a bowl, on the table.

Why do I feel 1000 Lbs lighter than I did, before I've started this post?

either you took a trip to the bathroom or you let go of all that obsession resistance inside you.

what can you say about a cat trying to fly?

I've seen one try, and it survived.

what is the circumfrence of a moose?

The antlers. OR (if you're in the 2nd alternate dimension of Q8CO3), the square root of the binomial multiplied by a complex algorithm within a set of imaginary numbers.

In what year will cloning become available to everyday people?

The year when I've finished my tea.

Has the forum changed, so that the more recent posts appear at the top of the page, or has there been a forum error?

Your brain has changed due to the recent shift in the sun's magneto-gravitational form -- the forum has stayed the same but your perception of it has changed.

And as for bunny slippers - just WHY? WHY?

A - The same reason the girls wear cat ears in their hair.

Q - Wheres an apostrophe when you need one?

I've found you a lifetime supply of apostrophies.'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Why doesn't coffee agree with me?

(she must have a short life span or never use apostrophes if that's how much a life time supply of apostrophe rounds up to)

well, there's the gas...and it makes your breathes smell and the smell while you're making it. your teeth turn a brownish color. also, you insulted coffee and now it won't forgive you. i think it's high and time to apologize...and don't me that whole "heshe started it!" it routine, i've heard over and over again.

can i eat expired soup?

Sorry, Coffee

coffee why do you have to you say?...it flicked me off! hmm...i suggest counseling

you see coffee is universal they all act on the same mind. so if this coffee flicks me off then your's shall flick me off as well...it's all very complicated.

oh, right, how do you eat a pomegranate?

Veeeeerrrrrrryyyy carefully. (Like how porcupines make Luv.)



What was the guy thinking, who ate the first Pomegranite???

He must have had too much to drink.

Why are Hot Dogs called Hot Dogs, instead of Hot Cats?