What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I had a dream I was a guest on Oprah, for whatever reason I was asked to be interviewed. Hmm I do think I vaguely saw some people there in the audience.

I dreamed I was in the back of a car having a conversation with Prince William. He was very polite and interesting and friendly. Later I was walking past a bunch of kids, and they were listening to our conversation on their ipods, and I thought, I'd better tell the prince that he's been bugged.

I woke up, then knocked on the door of another family member.

Then I woke up, then knocked on the door of another family member.

Then I woke up, then knocked on the door of another family member.

Then I woke up...

...This went on for quite a whie. When I finally woke up for real I thought I was in Hell for a few minutes, then realized it was too familiar to be Hell.

...unless...

I dreamed I was on a different planet. Technologically similar to Earth. I was flying in a weird sort of helicopter with 4 others and the pilot was nuts. We were trying to leave the planet and get into space on a helicopter and that didn't work out so well, so I suggested we use the teleporter that was miles away. We started off for it but I woke up...

Also there was a cave (for some reason? I don't know), and some excavation going on.

A couple of random warehouses that had old laundry.

And one of the people we were flying with was sick with something.

I was in a garden shed on the moon, potting on tomato plants.

i dreamt i was in some darkened office suite somewhere [with hidden indirect subdued lighting and no windows], where there was a central hub shaped like a square, with outward facing computer stations manned by middle-aged women all dressed in formal attire in purple and violet hues- and it was hot in there so for some reason i was blowing on some of these sweating women, who thanked me for my efforts- and when i expressed some embarrassment at my bad breath, they said not to worry, that it was perfectly alright, it was the kind thought of the cooling breeze which mattered most to them. then i went to the lavatory and it was a huge place, about the size of the office suite but full of caramel-orange-painted toilet stalls with all younger men sitting on frozen pizzas atop the cream-colored toilets, and there were a few men sitting on benches outside the stalls, holding frozen pizzas to their chests and telling me the pizzas are just great when heated properly. maybe i shouldn't have eaten ice cream before going to bed last night.

I went to a hotel in France. I took my Xbox with me, and hid it behind a shelf (I think I was worried about burglars or something). Then, I was on a rollercoaster in a theme park, talking my Nan on a phone at the same time. I fell asleep on the rollercoaster and while I was talking talking to her, and I woke up in bed.

Then, I was watching Harry Potter, the last one. Voldemort was casually strolling around a theme park, then he saw Harry, Ron and Hermione, so he ran away and hid. The three kids were about to go up an elevator when Voldemort suddenly jumped out from behind a wall and started blasting the kids with lasers from his hands.

They tried to run, but only Ron and Hermione got away. Harry however, forgot his wand, so Voldemort took him hostage. Witches and Wizards were running away, screaming, as Voldemort took Harry around the theme park.

Then I was myself, on a spinning water ride that went round in a figure of 8. I took myself to one corner and started crying my eyes out saying: "Oh God, Hogwarts is being destroyed by Voldemort!!" (Hogwarts is a theme park, then?) Then suddenly, one of Ron Weasley's twin brothers grabbed my shoulder (Fred or George, I can't remember).

Then, I was in a graveyard trying to seal up graves with ice, because loads of zombies were rising from them.

Then, it went back to Voldemort and Harry. The theme park was in France, since I could see The Eiffel Tower, and in the distance I could see cars flying off a bridge and into space.

The end.

Last night I had two distinct dreams

1. I was observing a large, dog sized lobster/scorpion creature as it wandered around the garden. It had a blue dog coat on. Eventually it seemed to get bored or something, and it hurtled off into the field next door, shed it's coat, and then zoomed away. I felt a slight feeling of loss.

2. I was having a sword fight with some kind of undead person. He kinda resembled Johnny Depp. I kept plunging my sword into his body to no effect.

[quote="Moog"]
1. I was observing a large, dog sized lobster/scorpion creature as it wandered around the garden. It had a blue dog coat on. Eventually it seemed to get bored or something, and it hurtled off into the field next door, shed it's coat, and then zoomed away. I felt a slight feeling of loss.[quote]

That reminds me of a dream I had once where I fought the master scorpion...it was an epic battle.

i dreamt i was in some weird house i've never been in before, that had an interior color scheme heavy in reds and yellows and whites- a bit garish to my dream eyes, like lego colors. all the windows were open but they all had the same view of a mowed grass yard on an overcast day. anyways, i was searching for my mother [deceased] all over this house, failing to find her, and in the dream i was wondering if i left her at the hospital by mistake. then for some reason my older sister showed up and i asked her where she came from, and she said "spokane." i replied, "oh." then my older brother and his wife showed up, and asked me if i could look up something for them online, so i went to the puter and found myself instead typing out some weird document, only at the end of it i couldn't get the computer to properly spell-out the world "controversial," and the display of that particular word kept disappearing from the monitor and showing up instead on a wood panel of the computer desk i was using in the dream. mostly neural garbage, AFAIC.