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04 Nov 2006, 9:32 pm

It's one of those "you had to be there" things.


Who invented mustard???



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04 Nov 2006, 9:54 pm

A - The answer depends on whether you are a creationist or an evolutionist.

Q - In which country does the truth reside and why?



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04 Nov 2006, 10:29 pm

Where: Italy Why: Gelato...mmmm...

*poke* why did i poke you?


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04 Nov 2006, 10:39 pm

Because you're random.

Werbert?


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04 Nov 2006, 11:17 pm

Werbert has left the Building ......


Where has Werbert gone???????????????????



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04 Nov 2006, 11:20 pm

To Kuja's house.

Why r j00 a n00b?


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04 Nov 2006, 11:22 pm

j00 has never been a n00b ! !! !! NEVER ! !!


Why is Bush such a lousy excuse for a President???



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04 Nov 2006, 11:23 pm

Because he makes lousy excuses and he's our President.

Why is werbert gone?


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04 Nov 2006, 11:27 pm

He had to go and save the universe

which came first the chicken or the egg?



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04 Nov 2006, 11:29 pm

The Werbert came first ! !!



How will Werbert save the Universe?????????



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04 Nov 2006, 11:30 pm

The egg, because the chicken had to hatch out of something.

Will Werbert be coming back?



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04 Nov 2006, 11:32 pm

Only the Werbert know fer shure .....


Is Werbert the secret identity of Neo ????



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04 Nov 2006, 11:49 pm

Only Werbert knows.

Why do Buses smile at me?



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05 Nov 2006, 12:21 am

they like you

CockneyRebel wrote:
The egg, because the chicken had to hatch out of something.


then where did the egg come from!? *hits head on table repeatedly* ouchies...*falls off chair*


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05 Nov 2006, 8:12 am

from a chickens bum

why is urine yellow not blue?


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05 Nov 2006, 10:23 am

you see, whatever force created us looked into the future and saw that most cleaning fluids for the toilet are blue. don't ask me how the future could be seen without anything having been made yet, i don't write this stuff...some guy in angolia does.

who first landed on the moon?


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