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13 Jan 2018, 6:26 pm

There are no man-made beaches on Earth.

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13 Jan 2018, 7:01 pm

All autistics are emotionless, unloving robots.

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13 Jan 2018, 10:36 pm

I farted a whirlwind that blew the top off a church steeple.

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14 Jan 2018, 1:51 am

Push mowers are the best when it comes to cutting grass.

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14 Jan 2018, 2:03 am

according to pr*sident prettyhair, Denmark is one of his "$#!+hole countries."

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14 Jan 2018, 6:22 pm

Donald Trump is a vegan who exercises for eight hours every day and does not play golf!

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14 Jan 2018, 6:23 pm

rump orangehair is a decent, god-fearing person.

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14 Jan 2018, 6:28 pm

Obama was a great, America loving president.

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14 Jan 2018, 6:34 pm

Trump is the superhero known as Iron Man!

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14 Jan 2018, 6:42 pm

pr*sident prettyhair is worried about his soul.

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14 Jan 2018, 7:31 pm

There are 1500 bones in the human body.

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14 Jan 2018, 7:37 pm

each ear contains a snare and a tom tom.

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14 Jan 2018, 8:34 pm

A starling is a little star.

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14 Jan 2018, 8:35 pm

the ear drum is one part of a drum kit

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14 Jan 2018, 8:56 pm

Trousers evolved millions of years before legs were invented!

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14 Jan 2018, 9:01 pm

cans and can openers were invented at the same time.

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