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lostonearth35
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15 Jan 2018, 4:49 pm

I think most of the human race is filled with good, intelligent, generous, kind, tolerant and helpful people. Except the people here on Wrong Planet.



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15 Jan 2018, 4:56 pm

I agree.



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15 Jan 2018, 5:00 pm

I once wrote a 14 stanza poem by pissing into the snow.


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15 Jan 2018, 5:04 pm

style is not stylish.



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16 Jan 2018, 7:14 pm

A piebald is a pie baked without crust on top.



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16 Jan 2018, 7:20 pm

I 8 NY.



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16 Jan 2018, 11:16 pm

Candles are cold when they're lit.


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16 Jan 2018, 11:20 pm

I 8 WP. it tasted good. :chef:



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17 Jan 2018, 5:49 am

I h8 everyone.



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17 Jan 2018, 9:09 am

I have an IQ of 32000094


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17 Jan 2018, 9:12 am

I am a hermaphrodite with a 13 inch penis and FF breasts.


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17 Jan 2018, 8:08 pm

My real name is William Howard Taft.



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17 Jan 2018, 11:45 pm

Thomas W. Crapper was my great great grandfather on my mother's side.



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17 Jan 2018, 11:52 pm

I'm a well articulated elephant



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17 Jan 2018, 11:54 pm

I shot an elephant in my pajamas this morning. how he got in my pajamas i'll never know.



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18 Jan 2018, 12:07 am

I hope there's a huge storm in southwest British Columbia, tomorrow.


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