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20 Jan 2018, 7:24 pm

Depression is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I wish everyone could experience this.

I'm so full of energy all the time I feel like I don't even need sleep anymore!


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20 Jan 2018, 7:28 pm

Spongebob Squarepants first aired in 2015



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20 Jan 2018, 8:21 pm

the gov't reopened today.



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21 Jan 2018, 8:07 pm

If you want to eat a Tide Pod, you can first "create your own reality" in which this is not only a safe thing to do, but admirably intelligent.

:wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:

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21 Jan 2018, 8:11 pm

the GOP will do right by the DACA people.



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22 Jan 2018, 1:21 pm

The Democrats will get their DACA bill.


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22 Jan 2018, 2:03 pm

Poop comes out of the sky in the fall.


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22 Jan 2018, 2:41 pm

I love not being able to sleep



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22 Jan 2018, 4:01 pm

i have forgotten 2012.


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22 Jan 2018, 4:51 pm

I have never forgotten anything important


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22 Jan 2018, 5:21 pm

Chuck Schumer did not just get played by McConnell



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24 Jan 2018, 1:26 am

I do not have insomnia


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24 Jan 2018, 1:29 am

i'm still young.



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24 Jan 2018, 1:37 am

I'm going to live forever



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24 Jan 2018, 1:38 am

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24 Jan 2018, 1:47 am

Beano gives me superhuman powers.