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24 Jan 2018, 1:48 am

I enjoy perfect health.

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24 Jan 2018, 1:52 am

the earth will not go through major changes in the coming years.

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24 Jan 2018, 2:13 am

The earth is round

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24 Jan 2018, 2:14 am

the earth is a roundworm.

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24 Jan 2018, 2:15 am

Roundworms are flat

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24 Jan 2018, 2:16 am

flats are sharp.

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24 Jan 2018, 3:24 am

Sharps are dull

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24 Jan 2018, 6:13 am

I built a functioning lightsaber.

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24 Jan 2018, 2:37 pm

I look forward to a long life.

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24 Jan 2018, 2:44 pm

I will be three years old on my next birthday!

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24 Jan 2018, 5:12 pm

I just turned 4. :bounce:

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24 Jan 2018, 5:14 pm

You guys are old fogeys. I was literally born yesterday.

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24 Jan 2018, 5:30 pm

my evil twin was born tomorrow.

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24 Jan 2018, 5:55 pm

Rain sucks, we should just ban it. :thumbdown:

Okay, maybe not ban it completely, but we clearly have the ability to only make it rain only over the places that really need it, like lawns, gardens, flowerbeds, crops, and golf courses (when there is no golf game so the course will be nice and green for when there is one), while the beaches, picnic and camping grounds, and basically places where a major outdoor event is happening stay dry. And then when it's over and everyone has gone home we'll make it rain in those places, just to be safe, but dry again whenever people come back.

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24 Jan 2018, 6:17 pm

rain is god's urine, and when our urine is as pure as his, then we're ready to go to heaven.

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24 Jan 2018, 7:13 pm

Kinky

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