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05 Nov 2006, 10:26 am

Jenova.

Kdfaaosdfughdn?


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05 Nov 2006, 11:52 am

A: qwertyuiop, mnbvcxz asdfdsa!

Q: What did the Indian say to the philosopher?



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05 Nov 2006, 11:53 am

"Your mom."

What did Alucard say to the priest?


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05 Nov 2006, 12:02 pm

"my god, you're gullible."

oohh...irony

what does a pickle and cheese sandwich taste like?


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05 Nov 2006, 12:07 pm

Worse than your mom.

What does a jalepeño and chese sandwich taste like?


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06 Nov 2006, 2:52 pm

Like fire mixed with a side order of burnt tongue.

What kind of music does a rubber band play?



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06 Nov 2006, 3:19 pm

Rubber soul, of course ! !!


What do you get if you mix anime with jalapenos???



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06 Nov 2006, 3:21 pm

crazy japanese people

what does my cat have against buttons?


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06 Nov 2006, 3:23 pm

The Button People subjugated the Cat People in a previous life ! !!


Why are ASpies so humorous ???



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06 Nov 2006, 3:31 pm

It's a rare gift, bestowed upon us by the Mighty Thor Himself. That hammer he always carries around? It's his way of smiting miserable buggers.

Who's the coolest god ever (aside from Cthulu and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, that is)?



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06 Nov 2006, 3:33 pm

Shub-Niggorath, of course!! ! Umm, maybe Dagon, cause he's mentioned in the Bible.


What did HPL smoke to see these dudes???

(And where can I get some?)



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06 Nov 2006, 3:37 pm

I have no idea.

Why is fate monstrous and empty?


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06 Nov 2006, 4:00 pm

Because Fate is the Cruelest God ! !!


Who the nicey nicey God???



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06 Nov 2006, 4:01 pm

Garlic.

Why are my eyes green?


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06 Nov 2006, 4:02 pm

Because yer fulla veggies ! !! !

Why does anime suck ???



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06 Nov 2006, 4:03 pm

Not all of it does. Hellsing!

Why do you think anime is evil?


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