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tinky
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07 Nov 2006, 10:28 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yiff

why are are car commercials so annoying?

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08 Nov 2006, 12:49 am

Because they loathe you and don't want you to be comfortable. Even in your own home. Even if you actually buy the car.

If English is a Germanic language, where the hell did they get names like "Piccadilly" or "Bigglesworth"?

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08 Nov 2006, 12:59 am

Bob teh 1337 Yiffy Llama Banana Priest made them.

Why does Bob teh 1337 Yiffy Llama Banana Priest have to have such a long title?

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08 Nov 2006, 1:08 am

Because just Bob isn't worthy enough.

Anyone want my used gum?

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08 Nov 2006, 1:14 am

If it's Garlic flavored.

Anyone want my used clue goo?

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08 Nov 2006, 9:46 am

There's some things best kept to yerself, lad.

Could someone make Hilary Clinton disappear, PLEASE ???

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08 Nov 2006, 3:11 pm

Sorry, but no. Hilary Clinton is like cold sores. You think you've got rid of them, then BAM! They're right back where you don't want them to be.

Is there a mathematical equation out there to determine just how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop?

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08 Nov 2006, 4:16 pm

Yes, but it's in Chinese Calculus, and my keyboard doesn't have the proper keys...

How many sequels to "Pirates of the Carribean" will be shot?

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08 Nov 2006, 4:24 pm

Ten....bazillion.

How do i show pictures on WP??

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08 Nov 2006, 4:26 pm

That's EASY, mate. Go to photobucket, post a pic, copy the url, and paste the url in this box.

(I tried everything I could think of, prior to being told this.)

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08 Nov 2006, 4:50 pm

A: [silence]

Q: Why you be in da ghetto?

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08 Nov 2006, 4:56 pm

Da Werld isa Ghetto.

(Been waiting ages to use that!! !!)

If Jupiter ignited into being a sun, would we die???

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08 Nov 2006, 5:33 pm

of course not, we're already dead.

If life is meant to be good, then what the hell are we doing?

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08 Nov 2006, 5:38 pm

Acting like a buncha sock puppets ! !! !

How many bots are on this board ????????????

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08 Nov 2006, 9:10 pm

6,935 bots. Poor Alex thinks his website is a hit. All posts are actually made by a hacker in North Korea who opened multiple accounts.

Why is the WrongPlanet alien so ugly? Does it mean we aspies are all ugly?

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08 Nov 2006, 9:13 pm

Yes. Alex is an NT and wants everyone to think we're ugly.

Does anyone else think we should use KBABZ's alien drawings instead?

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