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19 Nov 2018, 1:09 pm

I don't have love self esteem



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19 Nov 2018, 1:17 pm

I had such a refreshing sleep last night, I feel like I can conquer the world.


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19 Nov 2018, 1:22 pm

I did conquer the world, but then I lost my save file.


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19 Nov 2018, 1:24 pm

I don't howl on the subways....and people don't look askance at me on the subways.



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19 Nov 2018, 1:27 pm

I'm looking forward to washing my hair today.


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19 Nov 2018, 1:41 pm

People don't look like giant grubs with things coming out of them and a tuft of hair on top.


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19 Nov 2018, 1:53 pm

My dog is enormous.


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19 Nov 2018, 2:12 pm

My dog is a tiny dragon


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19 Nov 2018, 8:51 pm

I actually live in a wolf lair.



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19 Nov 2018, 9:12 pm

I love veggies. Can't get enough!



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19 Nov 2018, 9:19 pm

Asparagus is God's finest creation.


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19 Nov 2018, 9:54 pm

^^^so are olives. :eew:



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19 Nov 2018, 9:56 pm

Feta isn't proof of God.


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19 Nov 2018, 9:57 pm

Take my advice, I'm not using it.


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19 Nov 2018, 9:57 pm

i love it when people use the term "growing pains" to describe my issues.


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19 Nov 2018, 10:01 pm

Arganger wrote:
Asparagus is God's finest creation.

That in of itself is proof there is no god. Some perfect being they are making my pee smell funny.


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