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Prof_Pretorius
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09 Nov 2006, 1:59 pm

To be, and in so doing to fight against a sea of troubles ...


What it is ?? What it was???



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09 Nov 2006, 2:45 pm

Nobody know what it was. They only know what it will be: PURE EVIL!

Has anybody invented robot pants yet?



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09 Nov 2006, 2:54 pm

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Has anyone invented nudist pants yet?


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09 Nov 2006, 3:10 pm

Like this?

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Has anyone invented nudist bras yet?


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10 Nov 2006, 11:26 am

Ahem, next question ! !!

(There's a rule about porn on this site, ya know ! !!)



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10 Nov 2006, 12:42 pm

Has anyone invented pacifist guns yet?


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10 Nov 2006, 1:25 pm

Yes, they shoot PVA.

How do the Bunnies that live on the roundabout (and are plotting to overthrow humans) leave?



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10 Nov 2006, 1:37 pm

They'll leave when I shoot them with the rocket launcher Saddam Hussein gave me.

If early childhood is when you're supposed to learn the most, why can't you remember anything from when you were very young?


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10 Nov 2006, 1:44 pm

Trauma induced amnesia.

why haven't we surrendered to the bunnies that live on the roundabout?



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10 Nov 2006, 1:58 pm

Because of my new rocket launcher.

Why was I able to carry it from my dream into the real world?


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10 Nov 2006, 2:07 pm

If you don't Garlic the Dalek will exterminate you

Do you need a liscence to be a planet?


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10 Nov 2006, 2:09 pm

Not anymore.

Where's werbert?


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10 Nov 2006, 2:30 pm

Why don't you ask him?

Who else can you worship as your living god?



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10 Nov 2006, 2:42 pm

Only Garlic.

Garlic?


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10 Nov 2006, 3:11 pm

Garlic AND shallots.

What if garlic had never been invented ???



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10 Nov 2006, 3:14 pm

Impossible.

Why are you Prof_Pretorius?


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