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11 Nov 2006, 3:44 pm

Yes, but to find it you must first collect three gemstones, place them in a central altar, and then fight a giant shiny demon before you can even see one. It's really not worth the effort - I still have the scars from the last time I tried it...

Is it better to have knowledge, or to have wisdom?

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11 Nov 2006, 4:27 pm

either

get a life?

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11 Nov 2006, 4:33 pm

i already have one, wait...*checks pulse* yup.

poke?

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11 Nov 2006, 4:39 pm

No thanks, I prefer prodding. More subtle.

Who let the dogs out?

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11 Nov 2006, 4:41 pm

the dogs let themselves out. they had been planning it for awhile...like the great escape.

where did the dogs go?

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11 Nov 2006, 4:47 pm

To the dog pound as they were caught and to be thought of as stray dogs on the loose.

What does it feel like to run naked in the cold?

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11 Nov 2006, 4:49 pm

freedom! then of course, you may freeze your bum off after this great freedom.

is it possible to fly to the moon and back?

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11 Nov 2006, 4:56 pm

Yes, but your arms will get really tired.

If I scribble randomly on a sheet of paper with a pencil, how long will it be before I write the complete works of Shakespeare? Or his sister?

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11 Nov 2006, 6:09 pm

Anywhere between an hour to two-thousand years, depending on your age, gender, and the current state of your cat, if you have one.

Why do teachers write in scribble writing?

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11 Nov 2006, 6:13 pm

so they can read the comments they made and confuse the students. Look closely and they read plans TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Why do I like cheese?

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11 Nov 2006, 6:24 pm

Because it is a bacteria deritave from milk.

Does the WP planet have a Moon?

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11 Nov 2006, 6:28 pm

Yes, and it also has a ring like Uranus.

What alcoholic beverage will get me the most drunk in under 15 minutes?

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11 Nov 2006, 6:48 pm

Lemincello.

Is there any kind of alchoholic beverage even better than that at getting you drunk within a few seconds?

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11 Nov 2006, 7:10 pm

yes, rum, straight vodka, and alchohol.

who are you?

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11 Nov 2006, 7:13 pm

I am Sahcrel Lacresh.

Am I really Sahcrel Lacresh?

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11 Nov 2006, 7:17 pm

Probably, but then you are good at lying.

Is lying really necessary?

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