What good is it for me to be a nicer, kinder person if you are going to keep treating me like crap? Maybe you're just another bully, looking for someone to be mean to. Well, you can take your "authoritah" and stuff it. Given half the chance, I would gladly "out" you to your family, friends, and co-workers.
Just screw up one more time ... 
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