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11 Nov 2006, 7:18 pm

At times it is, but it is usually a better idea to tell the truth.

Are wars over trivial things necessary?


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11 Nov 2006, 7:21 pm

Probably not, but they'll happen anyway.

War. What is it good for?



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11 Nov 2006, 7:24 pm

Unnecessary death.

Is it good for anything else?


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11 Nov 2006, 7:36 pm

revenge

how can you get from a to b?


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11 Nov 2006, 7:50 pm

Any way you feel, just make sure you know how.

Which dimension am I from?


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11 Nov 2006, 7:52 pm

A: From the dimension in which a delightfully sweet ale is made.

Q: What did the drummer say to the elephant?



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11 Nov 2006, 7:52 pm

By taking a short cut through point C, and hopefully not getting lost on the way.

What have the Romans ever done for us?


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11 Nov 2006, 7:54 pm

they...took our jujubes!

why on earth are we still angry at them for that?


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11 Nov 2006, 7:56 pm

Because we just... can't... stop... holding a grudge.

Who on earth thought mullets were a good idea?


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11 Nov 2006, 8:05 pm

A: The people who are wearing them.

Q: Why did you buy Paris Hilton's record?



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11 Nov 2006, 8:06 pm

i did not! i bought kevin federline's records! honestly...

woof?


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11 Nov 2006, 8:07 pm

Burn.

Burn the Olive Garden?


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11 Nov 2006, 8:08 pm

To perpetuate the world's suffering. I laugh at the pain I have inflicted.

Is it possible to go at the speed of Hammer-time?


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11 Nov 2006, 8:09 pm

OWA: nah, just a death threat to the writers of their commercials.

mr.sinister:yes, some guy in kentucky apparently knows.


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11 Nov 2006, 8:29 pm

Question?

Question?


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11 Nov 2006, 8:30 pm

sleep among the stars?


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