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28 May 2025, 4:56 pm

Tamaya wrote:

Someone dumb said "nothing starts with an N and ends with a G", but I've been finding words all day that start with an N and ends with a G.

Time for some egg nog.

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28 May 2025, 6:08 pm

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28 May 2025, 6:22 pm

Why do people spend so much money at Christmas? Why don't they just let Santa Claus take care of it?

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28 May 2025, 6:29 pm

Surely I don't really have autism. I'm too smart.

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28 May 2025, 6:40 pm

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?

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Is AI-generated music like sandwich meat, but for your ears?

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10 Jun 2025, 1:19 am

When something is ironic, does that mean it can be ironed?

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10 Jun 2025, 2:53 am

Retrograde wrote:

I keep accepting cookies but they never arrive.

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10 Jun 2025, 6:16 am

Retrograde wrote:

I keep accepting cookies but they never arrive.

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10 Jun 2025, 6:28 am

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10 Jun 2025, 8:53 am

While you were asleep at the switch, I discovered a fly in the ointment.

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10 Jun 2025, 1:51 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

While you were asleep at the switch, I discovered a fly in the ointment.

What game was being played on that Switch?

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11 Jun 2025, 8:29 am

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11 Jun 2025, 9:42 am

How can there be a dumb quote/question? Dumb people cannot speak and so cannot ask questions.

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