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24 Apr 2021, 2:47 pm

Insects... Jars.


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24 Apr 2021, 3:05 pm

whiskey

How to clean my mirrors? I'm seriously going insane.


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24 Apr 2021, 4:51 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
whiskey

How to clean my mirrors? I'm seriously going insane.


Hire Count Dracula.

Since Vampires have no reflections in the mirror they dont get distracted by their own reflections the way most of us mortals do. They dont get started by how fat they look, and like that.

So they can focus on using that windex and old newspapers to get it really clean. :D



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24 Apr 2021, 4:56 pm

I haven't had any newspaper in this house in ten years. I'm sure most people haven't.
Where do they think people get all this random newspaper?!


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25 Apr 2021, 12:07 am

money-it's plenty-give it to me

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25 Apr 2021, 12:17 am

turning Japanese. (It's a song). :wink:

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25 Apr 2021, 2:32 am

Skin it's meat ... 8O


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25 Apr 2021, 2:40 am

hell

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25 Apr 2021, 6:06 am

tangling shoelaces


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25 Apr 2021, 11:01 pm

FREE!

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26 Apr 2021, 3:52 pm

tarantulas.

It's raining ___, hallelujah! It's raining ___, a___!


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26 Apr 2021, 3:57 pm

Shoes!

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26 Apr 2021, 8:53 pm

bag

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26 Apr 2021, 11:38 pm

husband.

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26 Apr 2021, 11:39 pm

her bowl and snarfs the hell out of it.

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27 Apr 2021, 12:51 am

eating pizza?

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