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12 Nov 2006, 9:12 am

A regular-flavoured angel.

What does a regular-flavoured angel taste like?

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12 Nov 2006, 10:18 am

Your mom.

What's the square root of 1337?

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12 Nov 2006, 10:19 am

36.56501.

What's the square root of your mom.

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12 Nov 2006, 10:21 am

1.573.

Are aliens among us right this second?

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12 Nov 2006, 10:21 am

10 cubic feet.

Who many Garlics does it take to change a Lightbulb?

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12 Nov 2006, 10:26 am

456.

How many apes does it take to draw a picture of me in authentic detail?

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12 Nov 2006, 10:29 am

Depends how small the apes are. Apes with ickle hands make for crappy paintbrush-holders, after all. Although apes with giant frying-pan hands aren't much better.

If you can blow a fuse out, can you light one as well?

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12 Nov 2006, 10:30 am

if your a robot, yes

today it's rememberence sunday, does church of garlic do a 11:00 clock silence to rember eaten garlic?

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12 Nov 2006, 2:45 pm

i have no clue but the cardboard box of bob are normally churning butter at this time. afterwards the butter is used in an all out food fight.

how can i climb this wall? and where on earth can i find a radioactive spider?

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12 Nov 2006, 2:48 pm

No.

Ii?

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12 Nov 2006, 4:46 pm

in your hair

what happens to your nose while you fart?

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12 Nov 2006, 5:09 pm

Nothing...except for that pink stuff dribbling out which looks a bit like brain matter.

How many 40W lightbulbs does it take to heat an egg?

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12 Nov 2006, 8:59 pm

Depends if you switch them on or not.

If I brought a muppet home, could I meet his mother?

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13 Nov 2006, 2:37 pm

Of course. Stick your hand up the backside of an oven glove, and you're ready to have a heart-to-heart.

Is it really not that easy being green?

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13 Nov 2006, 3:42 pm

if your on the grass

is kermit the frog a computer?

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13 Nov 2006, 11:59 pm

no, he's a waterbottle

are highheels really worth it?

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